My Message

Don't mix between my

personality and my

attitude because

my personality is " Me "

and my attitude depends on

" You."

A-L-O-N-E Message

A-L-O-N-E

A- All the time I think of you.

L- Looking to see you.

O- On my mind its only you.

N- Never ever i'll forget you.

E- Every minute of my Life I

Miss you.

Student Message

What is the most proudest

moment in a student's Life ?

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Sitting in the exam hall

and asking:

" Saalo meri answer sheet

 kiske pas hai wapis dedo." ;p

Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery

shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik

diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han

han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali

shop mein baal katwa raha

hoon. :D ;p

Funny Message

Boyfriend aur girlfriend walk pe gaye,

wahan boyfriend ko chot lag gai aur

khoon behne laga,

boyfriend girlfriend ko dekhne laga ke wo

apna dupatte ka tukra bandhe gi.

Girlfriend boyfriend ko dekhte hue boli :

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Sochna bhi mat mera naya

Gul Ahmed ka suit hai :D

Funny Message

Agar ap mere sms se pareshan

ho to,

Customer center call kar ke

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Apna number band karwa lo,

Kyun ke hum to sudharne wale

nahi :D

Apologize Message

Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam hojaye maloom nahi,

Dost ..

Dard koi mila ho hamari zaat

se to maaf kar dena.

Businessman Message

A failed businessman to his

fat wife :

" You are my only investment

in Life that has doubled." :D

Friends Message

A line for all my Friends :

The day I met you, was my

favorite accident...

And,

Even today I love that

Injuries.

Hands Message

My hands never pain typing

message for you. Because...

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I always sent forward

messages :)

Don't be emotional :D

True Story Message

Aik dafa ka zikar hai

main raat ko apne bistar pe

leti hui thi

ke achanak

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Mujhe neend aa gai :)

Good Night.

Everyday Message

Roz 1 apple

No doctor.

Roz 1 tulsi patta

No cancer.

Roz 1 lemon

No fat.

Roz 1 cup milk

No bone problems.

Roz 3 litre pani

Skin saaf.

&

Roz mera sms

Mood Fresh. :)

Winter Message

Hold your right cheek with your

right hand & hold your left

cheek with your left hand !!

You know what it is ?

Meri taraf se

Koochi kocchi ku :)

Happy Winter Days :)

Love Message

Uski dharkan se zindagi ka

rishta hai mera,

Wo zindagi ka ek ehem

hissa hai mera,

Ye mohabbat usse sirf 

lafzon ki nahi,

Uski rooh se rooh ka

rishta hai mera.

Friend Message

One one

2

I miss you.

Two two

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Miss me more.

Three three

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Friendship is fix.

Four four

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You are great.

Five five

10

I miss you

my Sweet Friend :)

Call Message

Unknown Call...

He : Do you have boyfriend ?

She : Yes, who are you ?

He : I am your brother ! Just

wait till I come home !! :)

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Another unknown call...

He : Do you have a boyfriend ?

She : No no, I don't !

He : What ? :-O I am your boyfriend,

you just break my heart.

She : No no no darling I am sorry

I thought you are my brother.

He : Right ! I am your brother !

Just wait till I come home, I'll show

you later. :D

Studying Message

When I was studying, my mom

was calling me !

But I didn't respond !

I was so deeply involved in

studies but she called me

again & again !

Finally, I shouted ! Please leave

me ! I want to study ! I want to

Study...!!!

Suddenly ! My mom came &

slapped me on face & yelled :

" Idiot !! Stop dreaming...

Wake up and study...!!! "

;p :D

Facebook Message

Na cheeno mere mulk ke

naujawano se Facebook

ki service,

Faraz.

Aik yehi to book hai jo wo

dil laga kar parhte hain.

Pathan Message

Customer : Teri dukaan to

mithai ki hai tera dil khane

ko nahi karta ?

Pathan : Bohot karta hai magar

abba rus gulay gin ke jata hai

is liye choos ke rakh deta haon. :D

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Aap mujhe kitna pyar

karte ho ?

Husband : Shah Jahan jitna.

Wife : mere marne ke baad

Taj Mahal banaoge ?

Husband : Mene to plot bhi le liya

hai, susti to tum kar rahi hai.