Stupid Questions people ask in obvious situations.
1- At market : Hey ! What are you doing here ?
Ans : Don't you know ! I sell vegetables here.
2- In bus : A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on your feet : Sorry ! Did that hurt ?
Ans : Not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?
3- When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call : Sorry ! Were you sleeping ?
Ans : No ! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought I was sleeping ? How silly.
4- When you see a friend with evidently short hair : Hey ! Have you had a hair cut ?
Ans : Nah ! Its autumn season, and I am shedding. :D
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