I am Message

I am not well :(

and..

I am not a river or canal

either.... :D

Exam Message

3 steps to write in Exam :

1- Look up for

Inspiration.

2- Look down for

Concentration.

and then...

3- Look around for

Information. :D

Scientist Message

Scientists have approved that

12904583179 people on the earth

are lazy because they didn't 

even read the number given

above.. ;p

Hahaha :D

Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost

usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status

to single kardun." ;p

Student Message

Rays emitting from the books

are directly proportional to

sleepness...

But cellphone remains

constant at bed. :)

" Student's first law of

Nalaiqness.: :D

Funny Message

I need your friendship !

I need your company !

I need your support !

I need your advices !

Mene barbaad hone ka faisla

kar liya hai ;p :D

Student Message

What is the most proudest

moment in a student's Life ?

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Sitting in the exam hall

and asking:

" Saalo meri answer sheet

 kiske pas hai wapis dedo." ;p

Single Message

If you are a Girl/Boy and

you are single !

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Oh shame shame,

kisi ne lift nahi karai :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Tum mere liye kya

kar sakte ho ?

Boy : Bolo kya karun ?

Girl : Mere liye chand la

sakte ho ?

Boy : Phir kya zameen ke gird

tumhare abbu ghoomenge ? ;p :D

Pray Message

I pray for you today :

May all your enemies loose

their front teeth so that you

easily know them when they

smile at you..!!

Stop laughing and say

Aameen ... :D

Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery

shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik

diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han

han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali

shop mein baal katwa raha

hoon. :D ;p

Funny Message

Boyfriend aur girlfriend walk pe gaye,

wahan boyfriend ko chot lag gai aur

khoon behne laga,

boyfriend girlfriend ko dekhne laga ke wo

apna dupatte ka tukra bandhe gi.

Girlfriend boyfriend ko dekhte hue boli :

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Sochna bhi mat mera naya

Gul Ahmed ka suit hai :D

Quote Message

You can't get this Quote

at first glance :

" You Love to Hate the one who

Loves the one You Hate to Love."

Keep reading ;p

Facts Message

Facts in the World :

1- You cannot wash your

eyes with soap.

2- You cannot count your

hair.

3- Why is it hard to breathe 

while your tongue is out ?

4- So, you tried number 3 ?

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5- And you looked like a dog

when you tried it ;p

Its ok :D

Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human

without sending Sms

is Donkey ;-O

Funny Message

Ye sun kar to mere hosh hi

urr gaye,

Faraz..

Jab kam wali masi light jane par

aik dum se boli :

" What the hell is going on man,

plz start the generator."

(-_-)>

/>< /O

O teri khair,

english medium masi :D ;p

Funny Message

Agar ap mere sms se pareshan

ho to,

Customer center call kar ke

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Apna number band karwa lo,

Kyun ke hum to sudharne wale

nahi :D

Funny Message

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

ke har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wala call kar ke

khud poche :

Bhai pakka ?

Bhejna hai

Ke

Sending fail

Kardoon ? :D

Funny Message

Aj nahi arahi patri par rail

wah wah wah

Aj nahi arahi patri par rail

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Aur sunao kaisi ho churail ? ;p :D

Hands Message

My hands never pain typing

message for you. Because...

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I always sent forward

messages :)

Don't be emotional :D