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Showing posts with label Room. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Room. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

College Message

An old man went to college
that he studies at. Knocked 
the door of room #3 of the
hostel and said :


May I come in ? I have lived in
this room 30 years ago.


A young man opened the door
and let him enter.
The old man examined the
room and recalling everything
said :

The same old room, same old
wooden table, ventilator and same
old window that opens into the garden
and the same old bed.

While examining bed, he found
a young girl hiding under the
bed.

The young man got alarmed and
said :

Don't be mistaken. She is my sister.
She lost her earrings and is searching
for that.

Old man said :

And the same Old Story. :)

Monday, 24 October 2011

Twins Message

Do hamshakal jurwa bache
sardi ke mausam mein apne
kamre mein bethe the.
Inme se aik hans hans ke
lout pout ho raha tha aur
dosera udas kone mein betha kaanp raha tha.

Baap ne pocha : Tum itna kyun hans
rahe ho ?
Wo bola :
" Kuch nahi papa, aaj mama ne dono
bar isi ko nehla diya hai." :D

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Irritating Fact Message

Most Irritating Fact :

At Home :

You studied 3 hrs,
no one sees you,
you pick phone for a while,
mom & dad enters the room & say:
" Bilkul nahi padhta hai,
sara din mobile hath mein hota hai.

At college, coaching :

You are busy with phone
no one sees you,
you picked up book for a while,
friends enters the room & say :

" Abey kitna parhega,

Newton ki aulaad." :D

Thursday, 29 September 2011

Sad Message

Apne ehsas ko lafzon ki
qaba kyun nahi dete,
Usko chaha hai to phir
usko bata kyun nahi dete,
Wo jo tumhein chor gaya
majburi-e-halaat suna kar,
Uski tasweer ko kamre se
hata kyun nahi dete,
Ye zaruri to nahi aik hi 
mehboob rahe,
Apni sochon ko koi rung
naya kyun nahi dete,
Jab se toota hai mera rabt
meri sanson se,
Mere hi ghar mein mujhe
log jagah kyun nahi dete...

Thursday, 15 September 2011

Arab Couple Message

Arab couple went to London.
One day in the hotel room,
the husband heard his wife
scream,"Far ! Faaaaaaaarr!"
(Which is the Arabic word for
mouse.)

He wanted to inform room
service but didn't know what the
English word for Faaar is?
Husband : hello, room service ?
Room service : Yes sir, how
can I help you ?

Husband : Do you know Tom & Jerry ?

Room service : Yes sir, I know Tom &
Jerry.

Husband : Habibi, Jerry is here :)