Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am

extremely sorry to say, but your

wife has been involved in a fatal

car crash and we would like you to

come with us so you can identify

the dead body.

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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy

right now. Can't you take a photo

and tag me on Facebook. If its

her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Sir-Student Message

Sir : samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.

Student : Mujhe ?

Sir : Samajh na ! tere baap ka

kya jata hai.

Usme se 5 wapis le liye

to tere pas kitne bache ?

Student : 20.

Sir : Kaise ?

Student : Samajh na ! Tere baap ka

kya jata hai. ;p :) ;) :D

Dad-Son Message

Son : Sir ne mujhe mara.

Dad : Kyun ?

Son : Sir ne poch 2x3= ?

Mene kaha 6. Phir unhon

ne pocha

3x2= ?

Dad : Abey ullu ke pathe 1 hi to baat hai.

Son : Mene bhi theek aise hi kaha tha.

Arab Couple Message

Arab couple went to London.

One day in the hotel room,

the husband heard his wife

scream,"Far ! Faaaaaaaarr!"

(Which is the Arabic word for

mouse.)

He wanted to inform room

service but didn't know what the

English word for Faaar is?

Husband : hello, room service ?

Room service : Yes sir, how

can I help you ?

Husband : Do you know Tom & Jerry ?

Room service : Yes sir, I know Tom &

Jerry.

Husband : Habibi, Jerry is here :)

Pathan message

Police : Tumhari biwi kaise mari ?

Pathan : Sahab pata nahi.

Wo boli :

" Mere pait mein chuhe dor

rahe hain kuch khila do."

To mene usay

chuhey marne ki dawa

khila di.! :D

Kid Message

1 bacha dabanng dekh 

kar aya.

School mein Sir :

Tumhare sare answers ghalat

hain marks dain to kahan ?

Bacha : Kamal karte hain Master ji.

Marks hi to mang rahe hain.

Chup chap de do warna thappar

maar ke bhi le sakte hain.

Sir : Beghairat.

Bacha : Beghairat se yaad aya,

aapke papa kaise hain ?

Sir : Nikal ja meri class se.

Bacha : Chup chap se marks de do

warna answer sheet mein itne ched karenge 

ke confuje ho jaoge ke marks kahan dein

aur zero kahan dein.

Funny Message

Judge : Kya proof hai ke tum

car speed mein nahi chala

rahe the ?

Man : Sir, main apni biwi ko lene

susraal jaa raha tha...

Judge : That's all, case dismissed. :D

Funny Message

Aik bacha roz Maths sir ko

phone lagata hai.

Sir ki wife : Kitni baar kaha wo

mar gaye hain.

Bar bar phone kyun karte ho ?

Bacha : Sunn ke acha lagta hai :D

Funny Message

Smallest leave application

by a KG boy

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Dear Sir,

Main nahi aunga,

nahi aunga,

nahi aunga,

nahi aunga,

Thank you, bas nahi aunga. :D