Pathan Message

Sabzi wala sabzi par paani

chidak raha tha,

kaafi dair hogai tab aik

pathan ghusse se bola :

Bhai sahab ! Agar bhindi ko

hosh aa gaya ho to aik kilo

de do. ;p

Happy Message

If you want to be Happy for a short

time, get Drunk...

If you want to be Happy for a long

time, fall in Love...

But if you want to be Happy

forever,

Don't even think of these two.... :D ;p ;) :)

Ladies First Message

The story behind 

" Ladies First."

Long ago, a man & woman

were madly in Love. They

wanted to marry. Parents did

not approved. They decided to

suicide together & planned to

jump from mountain. The man

could not bear to see his

sweetheart fall.

He convinced her that he will

jump first. He jumped.

The kameeni never jumped.

Thereafter all men decided

" Ladies First." ;p

Disloyalty Message

Chale jane do us bewafa

ko kisi ghair ki bahon mein,

Wasi....

Jo itni chahat ke baad bhi mera

na hua wo kisi aur ka kya hoga..!!!!

Funny Message

A short walk is so difficult

when no one walks with you...

But...

A long Journey is just like

a few steps when...

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A street dog is running behind

you... :D ;p

Hamesha emotional sms na

expect kiya karo. :)