Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human

without sending Sms

is Donkey ;-O

Fact Message

Real Fact

Every good work is

Impossible before start.

Funny Message

Talwaar ka zakham dawa se

theek ho jata hai

Magar

zuban ka zakham kisi dawa

se theek nahi hota

Sirf

Kissing se theek hota hai.

Hakeem

Imran Hashmi

Chummi walay :D

Non Muslim Message

Aik kafir ne aik buzurg se kaha ke

agar mere 3 sawalon ka jawab

do to main Musalman hojaunga.

1- Jab har kam Allah ki marzi se

hota hai to tum insan ko kyun

zimedar therate ho ?

2- Jab shaitan aag se bana hai to

dozakh ki aag uspar kaise asar

karegi ?

3- Jab tumhe Allah nazar nahi ata

to usey kyun mante ho ?

Buzurg ne jawab mein 1 matti ka

dhela kafir ko de mara.

Usse ghussa aya aur qazi ke pas

buzurg ke khilaf muqadma kar diya.

Qazi ne buzurg se pocha :

Aapne matti ka dhela kyun mara ?

Buzurg ne kaha :1- Mene dhela Allah ki marzi

se mara ye mujhe kyun zimedar

therata hai ?

2- Ye matti se bana hai to dhele

ne is par asar kyun kiya ?

3- Jab dard isse nazar nahi aya to

mehsoos kyun hua ?

Islamic Message

Jab insan ke jism se rooh nikali

jati hai to irshaad hota hai ke

wo insan itni drowni awazein

nikaalta hai ke agar dosra koi 

uski awaaz sun le to wo khauf se

bhag jaye.

Aur kehte hain ke us ke jism mein

itna dard hota hai ke uska jism 

chakna choor hota hai.

Phir irshaad hota hai ke agar wo

insan dobara duniya par aye aur ye

bataye ke mere sath nazah ke waqt

kya hua to Allah ki qasam duniya

ghalat kamon se bach jaye...

Is liye apse guzarish hai ke is 

message ko duniya tak pohchayen.

Fact But Funny Message

A Fact of Life...

Male criteria for Life partner.

They expect their wife to

look like Miss Universe

&

work like

" Maasi."

2nd Version :

Female criteria for Life partner.

They expect their men to

look like Mr. Universe, earn

like Bill Gates & obey like

Ramu kaka ;p

Message Of The Day

" Message of the Day."

We have 2 eyes & 1 tongue,

which means we need to look twice & talk once...

We have 2 ears & 1 mouth,

so we need to listen more than we talk...

We have 2 hands & 1 stomach,

so we need to work twice as much as we eat...

We have two major brain parts left & right & one heart,

so we can think twice but Love only once...

Isn't it amazing that our body parts remind us how to Live.!!

Sorry-Mistake-Trust Message

Nice Saying :

Sorry works when Mistake is made...

but Sorry does not work when Trust is broken...

So, in life do Mistakes but never Break the Trust. 

Nice Supplication Message

Most Nice Dua...

Ya Allah !

Jo mere muqaddar mein nahi likha uski koshish aur tamanna mein mujhe mubtila na karna.

Aur jo taqdeer mein likh dia hai usse asaan bana de.

Ya Allah !
Mujhe us kaam ke liye fursat fraham kardena jis kam ke liye tu ne mujhe paida kiya.

Aur us kam me mashghol na hone dena jiski zime dari tu ne khud li hai.

Mujhe har haal mein shukar karne ki taufeeq ata farma,

Aur emaan pe zindagi aur emaan pe hi maut ata farma.

Aameen.

Being Lazy Message

Do not keep all you work for tomorrow.

Always remember,

You can also do it the day after tomorrow.

So enjoy Life !!

Be lazy !!

Think crazy !! :D