Funny Bus Message

Lo jee bhalai ka to zamana hi

nahi hai...

1 bus mein 1 aunty khari thin,

1 bache ne kaha ap meri

jagah pe beth jayen,

Aunty ne usey zor se thappar

maar diya.

Kyun ?

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Kyun ke...

Bacha apne abbu ki goud 

mein betha tha. :D

Girl Message

Memon girl : Yaar aj papa ne mujhe

apne lover ke sath bike pe jate hue

dekh liya...

2nd girl : Oh no !! Phir kya hua ?

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Phir kya, papa ne bus ka

kiraya wapis maang liya.. ;p

Stupid Question Message

Stupid Questions people ask in obvious situations.

1- At market : Hey ! What are you doing here ?

Ans : Don't you know ! I sell vegetables here.

2- In bus : A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on your feet : Sorry ! Did that hurt ?

Ans : Not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?

3- When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call : Sorry ! Were you sleeping ?

Ans : No ! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought I was sleeping ? How silly.

4- When you see a friend with evidently short hair : Hey ! Have you had a hair cut ?

Ans : Nah ! Its autumn season, and I am shedding. :D

Bus Message

Usse pehli bar mene bus mein dekha tha,

Wo mere samne wali seat par bethi thi,

Wo bar bar mujhe sar se paon tak dekh rahi thi,

Akhir usne mujhe ishara kiya,

Main moqa dekh ke uske pas gaya aur ahista se pocha,

Ji farmaiye.

Usne sharmate hue kaha,

Bhai ap ne shalwar ulti pehni hui hai.