Funny Answer Message

Q : How to kill an ant ?

Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Student : Mix chili powder

with sugar & keep it outside

the ant's hole.

After eating, ant will search

for some water near a water

tank.

Push ant into it. Now ant will go

to dry itself near fire.

When it reaches fire, put a bomb

into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant in

ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from

its mouth and kill the ant.

Moral : Don't play with students,

they can do anything for

15 marks. :)

Sholay Film Dialogue Message

Old Dharmendar to

Modern Basanti.

Dharmendar :

Basanti, in kutton ke

samne mat naachna.

Basanti : Excuse me. Who

the hell are you to order

me like this ?

You stupid guy using

abusive language. You

bloody fool. Hanging 

along with the rusty chain

with so obnoxious smell 

coming from your body.

Keep your mouth shut, Nonsense !

Hey Gabbar ! Play the music.

Hey Samba ! Record my

video & do tag me on

" Facebook."

Postman Message

Postman knocked the door.

A kid came out with cigarette

in mouth and beer in hand.

Postman : Papa hain ?

Kid : Abey dhakkan, Mujhe

dekh ke lagta hai baap

ghar pe hoga ? ;p :D

Message Of The Day

" Message of the Day."

We have 2 eyes & 1 tongue,

which means we need to look twice & talk once...

We have 2 ears & 1 mouth,

so we need to listen more than we talk...

We have 2 hands & 1 stomach,

so we need to work twice as much as we eat...

We have two major brain parts left & right & one heart,

so we can think twice but Love only once...

Isn't it amazing that our body parts remind us how to Live.!!