Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am

extremely sorry to say, but your

wife has been involved in a fatal

car crash and we would like you to

come with us so you can identify

the dead body.

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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy

right now. Can't you take a photo

and tag me on Facebook. If its

her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Officer Message

Officer to drunk guy :

How high are you ?

Drunk guy : No officer, its :

" Hi ! How are you ?" ;p :D

Pakistani Message

A Pakistani walks into a Bank in Newyork City.

He tells the loan officer : I need $ 5000 & for deposit my Ferrari is available.

Officer agrees.

All the bank members laughed at him that he borrowed $ 5000 against $ 250.00 car.

Banker parked the car into their garage.

After 2 weeks, Paki ruturns & repay $ 5000 & interest $ 20.

Bank manager askes : Why you borrow $ 5000, although you are Multi-Billioniare?

He replied : Where else in NY City can I park my car for 2 weeks for only $20 & expect it to be there till my return from Pakistan.

So, thank you for taking care of my car.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD :)