Kid-Mother Message

Kid after watching 3 idiots movie...

Mama , balatkaar ka kya

matlab hai ?

Mama : Potty karne ko

balatkaar kehte hain.

Kid in washroom calling

his mom.

Mama, balatkaar karliya,

akar dhula dein. :D

Kid Message

1 bacha dabanng dekh 

kar aya.

School mein Sir :

Tumhare sare answers ghalat

hain marks dain to kahan ?

Bacha : Kamal karte hain Master ji.

Marks hi to mang rahe hain.

Chup chap de do warna thappar

maar ke bhi le sakte hain.

Sir : Beghairat.

Bacha : Beghairat se yaad aya,

aapke papa kaise hain ?

Sir : Nikal ja meri class se.

Bacha : Chup chap se marks de do

warna answer sheet mein itne ched karenge 

ke confuje ho jaoge ke marks kahan dein

aur zero kahan dein.

Horror Movie Message

One thing I like the most about horror movies is...

When the person shouts :

Hey ! Anybody there ?

As if ,

The ghost is going to reply :

Yeah baby, I'm in the kitchen.

Want a sandwich ?? :D ;p

Friendship Message

Dear Friends !!


Miss you Yaar...

Tum doston ke baghair life aisi hai,

Jese,

Romantic Movie

Radio pe 

chal rahi ho.. :D