Teacher Message

Teacher ki Badmashi

Teacher : Beta, tumhare test ka

result agaya hai. Kal apne

parents ko school lekar arahe

ho ya facebook pe tag kar ke

sab ko dikhadun ? :D

Mom-Son Message

Aik larka ghar dair se lauta.

Maa : Kahan they ?

Beta : Emotional film

dekhne gaya tha :
" Maa ka Pyaar."

Maa : Ab andar jaa ke

acton film dekh :

Baap ki Maar.

Son-Dad Message

Son : Papa main itna jawaan

kab honga ke main mama ko

bina bataye ghar se bahar

ja sakoon ?

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Papa : Beta, itna jawaan to

abhi tak main bhi nahi hua. :) ;p :D

Funny Message

Peer : Beta... Koi mannat

maango !!

Mureed : Please mujhe phir se

unmarried kardein.

Peer : Beta mannat maango

jannat nahi. ;p :D

NGO Message

The Founder of the World's

biggest NGO for rights of

Mothers, John Michael once

said :

" I used to hate my Mom. She

had only one eye, that made

her very ugly. After getting

married, I had never met her."

But before her death, she

wrote me a letter saying :

" O my dear son !

You have been hating me

throughout your Life, because

I had only an eye. Now before

leaving this World I want to

disclose that in your childhood,

you had accidentally lost an eye.

You looked very ugly, but to make

you look beautiful, I donate

one of my eye to you. Please !
Forgive me for my ugliness.

Good Bye...!!!"

Funny Friends message

If you pass in exam :

Mom : Kitni khushi ki baat hai.

Dad : Mera beta sher hai.

Lover : So sweet !! Muahh !!

&
Friends : Kutte ! Kamine ! Zalil ! Tu

ne itna kab parha ? ;p

Dad-Son Message

Son : Sir ne mujhe mara.

Dad : Kyun ?

Son : Sir ne poch 2x3= ?

Mene kaha 6. Phir unhon

ne pocha

3x2= ?

Dad : Abey ullu ke pathe 1 hi to baat hai.

Son : Mene bhi theek aise hi kaha tha.

Funny Message

Bari koshishon ke baad pehli

baar hamare ghar wo ai thi,

Dost !!

Ammi bolin...

Jaa beta, behen ke liye

samose le aa..

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Dekh yaar ammi ke kaam..

Alphabet Message

Which is the 27th letter of 

English alphabets ?

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Are you looking for answer ?

Very Good

Which school beta ? :D

Mom-Son Message

Son : Main school nahi jaunga.

Mom : Kyun ?

Son : Naukri karunga.

Mom : 4th class padhkar kya kam karoge ?

Son : 3rd class ki ladkiyon ko tuition padhaunga... :D

Friendship Message

Boy : Aaj accident hua, marte marte bacha hun...

Dad : Tumhari hi ghalti hogi.

Mom : Mera beta, theek to hai na tu ?

Sis : Bhai, kahin chot to nahi ai kahin ?

Bro : Yar dehan se chalaya kar.

Lover : Tumhein mera zara bhi khayal nahi ?

Friend : O shit, biryani milte milte reh gai, jaa yaar.... :D

Moral : Dost hote hi beghairat hain :D

Mother-Son Message

Maa : Aaj school se itni jaldi kaise aagaye ?

Bacha : Machar ko mara to Teacher ne chutti dedi.

Maa : Aisa kyun ?

Bacha : Machar Teacher ke gaal pe betha tha..!!

True Friendship Message

" True Friendship "

Baap : Raat kahan they ?

Beta : Dair hogai thi to dost ke ghar stay karlya tha.

Baap ne ussi waqt phone uthaya aur us ke 10 best friends ko call ki.

6 ne kaha ke :
" Haan uncle wo raat mere paas hi tha."

Aur

3 ne kaha :
" Uncle wo so raha hai,

kahein to utha doon ?

1 ne to had kar di :

" Ji abbu bolen."
;-p

Innocent Message

Height of Innocence.

Small kid ( On phone ) :

Madam, my son will not come to school today.

Madam : Who are you ?

Kid : My papa is speaking. :D

I.Q. Test Message

Mother's Name is 

Sixty Two.

Son's name is

Fifty Two.

Daughter's name is

Forty Two.

What is the name of Father ?

Reply must, I am waiting. :)

Answer Is :

TWO.