Funny Message

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

ke har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wala call kar ke

khud poche :

Bhai pakka ?

Bhejna hai

Ke

Sending fail

Kardoon ? :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Please ! Send me some

good jokes.

Boy : sorry ! I am busy .

I am studying.

Girl : hahahaha !!

Bas isi tarhan ke

2, 3 aur send kardo. ;p :D

Funny Message

Dekh Boss

Apun ko tere sath Sms ka

dhanda band karne ka hai.

Bole to

Chapter Close.

Agar compromise karne ka hai

to

4-5 peti Sms ki bhej daal,

Warna Khalas. :)

Funny Message

Nikle hum duniya ki bheer

mein to pata chala,

Mohsin..

Ke har wo shakhs udaas hai

jise hum message nahi karte.

Oyeeee Hoyeeeeeeee !!

('.')

<! !>

_/\_

Kya baat hai meri...

Prophet Message

Hazrat Moosa Alaihi Salam ne Allah Paak

se sawal kiya,

Jab Tum khush hote ho

to kya karte ho ?

To Allah Paak ne kaha ke :

1- Jab khush hota hun to

barish barsata hun.

2- Jab bohot khush hota hun to

beti paida karta hun.

3- Jab bohot ziada khush hota hun to

logon ke ghar mehman bhejta hun.

Butterfly Message

,.-.-. ('.') .-.-.,

"-,-:<) (>:-,-"

'-.-' '| |' '-.-'

Mene is titli se pocha tum

kahan jana chahti ho ?

Kehne lagi kisi phool ke pas.

Mene apke pas bhej diya.

Wapis aa ke boli,

Mene gulaab ka phool kaha tha,

.

.

.

.

.

.

Gobi ka nahi.

<('.')

   ) (>

/ /

Lo karlo baat !!

Good Sisters Message

People say good sisters are

hard to find...

But that is because the

best are already mine...

I Love You !!

Send this to your sis & all

the girls that you love

as a sister. :)

Postman Message

One day

I decided to send you the most beautiful and sweetest thing of the world.

But the postman shouted at me,

" Oye letter box se bahar nikal.." ;p