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Showing posts with label Virus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Virus. Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Pathan Message

Pathan creates new email id :


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gmail@pathan.com

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hacker dies,
virus cries,
google shocks,
computer blocks,
Pathan rocks :D

Monday, 31 October 2011

Boyfriend Message

Boyfriend is a Virus

He will enter your Life

Scan your Pocket

Transfer you Money

Edit your Mind

Download his Problems

Delete your Smile

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Hang your Life...

So,

Avoid your boyfriend
and be a professional
antivirus :D

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Girls Message

" 7 Types of Girls."

1- Hard Disk Girls :
Remember everything forever.

2- Ram Girls :
Forgets about you the moment
you turn her off.

3- Screensaver Girls :
Just for looking.

4- Internet Girls :
Difficult to access.

5- Server Girls :
Always busy when needed.

6- Multimedia Girls :
Makes horrible things
looks beautiful.

7- Virus :
These types of girls are
normally called " Wife."
Once enters in your system
don't leave even after format..:D