Husband-Wife Message

A husband comes home from

prayers

He greets his wife & lifts her

up, he then carries her around

the house with a beaming smile.

Wife is so surprised & she

asks : Did the maulvi sahab

preach about being romantic

today ?

Husband says : No, he said. We

must carry our burdens & sorrows

with a smile..

Call Message

Unknown Call...

He : Do you have boyfriend ?

She : Yes, who are you ?

He : I am your brother ! Just

wait till I come home !! :)

... ...

Another unknown call...

He : Do you have a boyfriend ?

She : No no, I don't !

He : What ? :-O I am your boyfriend,

you just break my heart.

She : No no no darling I am sorry

I thought you are my brother.

He : Right ! I am your brother !

Just wait till I come home, I'll show

you later. :D

Photographer Message

The only person who can ask

a woman to stop talking & she

replies with smile....

is 

a

Photographer :D

Funny Message

Usne mera hath pyar se pakra

Jese kuch kehna chahti ho

Phir pyar se mera hath

zameen par rakh ke boli :

Akkar bakkar bambey bow

Assi nawwey pure sau.

Batao yar mental nikli :(

Question Message

Q : What would be the most

Romantic Horrible scene ?

Ans : A guy is enjoying french

kiss with her girlfriend and

suddenly she Vomits !! :D

Mother Message

Your mother bore you for nine

months.

She watched her feet swell.

She struggled to climb stairs.

She got breathless quick.

She bore excruciating pain.

She suffered many sleepless nights.

She became your nurse,

your chef,

your teacher,

your cleaner,

your launderette,

your friend.

She struggled for you,

but not once did she see it as a

struggle. Not once did she

develop regrets.

How dare you say :

Ufff !!

Boys Message

Boy to other boy : Dude, why did

you propose that girl when you know

she already has a boyfriend.

Awesome reply :

Khaali chair pe toh koi bhi

beth sakta hai...

Dum hai to kisi ko utha

ke betho. ;p :D

My Mistake Message

Usne mujhe chaha hi nahi

main chahat samajh betha,

Ghalti meri thi.

Uski pal bhar ki muskurahat

ko pyar samajh betha,

Ghalti meri thi.

Wo to meri thi

Usne kaha bhi tha koi aur hai

meri zindagi mein

Main hi khud ko uski zindagi

mein samajh betha,

Ghalti meri thi...

Funny Message

Whenever you feel sad !

Think of me & say

" She "

is sooooooooo sweet...

You will smile automatically !

Make it a habit.

Because,

Sach bolne se rooh ko

sukoon milta hai ;p

Sardar Message

A sardar on Phone :

Doctor my wife is

pregnant. She is having pain

right now.

Doctor : Is this her first child ?

Sardar : No !! This is her

husband speaking .! ;p

Date Message

On a date...

Night was dark

Moon was high

Boy stopped bike

Girl asked why

He came close

She felt shy

and boy said:

" Dhakka maa heroin,

petrol khatam hogaya hai." :D

Sardar message

Sardar 1 road se jati hui larki

ko ghaur se dekh raha tha.

Larki ne usse hath se lanat di..

Sardar dost se bola :

.

.

.

.

.

.

Set hogai yar,

5 baje milne ka keh rahi hai.

Broke Funny Message

She broke my heart, I broke

her Apple iPhone ;p

.

.

.

.

.

.

You can guess who cried louder.

;p :D

Facebook Message

A pretty girl 18 years Old,

Having two Fathers,

Three Mothers, 

15 Brothers,

17 Sisters,

7 Children

and

she was married 6 times

and

she is still a Virgin !!

What's her secret ?

.

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.

With Facebook,

Anything is possible. :D;p

Pathan message

Police : Tumhari biwi kaise mari ?

Pathan : Sahab pata nahi.

Wo boli :

" Mere pait mein chuhe dor

rahe hain kuch khila do."

To mene usay

chuhey marne ki dawa

khila di.! :D

Little Boy-Girl Message

A little boy says 

I love you

to a girl.

But she says

she likes someone else.

The boy in sad mood

looks down and after few

secs looks again at her and 

says :

" Kutti." :D

Sad Message

She met him after a long

breakup.

She told him : Sorry, I've met

a new one. I have a new boyfriend

and another future.

How about your Life ?

He closed his eyes to hide his

tears. Remembered all the 

memories. He shared her pain

before, her happy moments

and how he refused many other

girls just to stay with her.

He kept the remains of his

pride and collected his force,

smiled and said :
" Sorry ma'am, but do I know you ?"

Sad Ghost Message

A sad story :( :(

A psychic Talking to a ghost..

PSYCHIC: why did you die?

GHOST: i was hit by a car trying to Save

Someone.

PSYCHIC: why?

GHOST: because i don't want her to get hurt.
PSYCHIC: you really love her a lot cause you've

sacrificed your own life just 4 her.

maybe She's sad now,because of your death.

GHOST: no. she's very happy cause The one that i saved is The man that She 

love.. :'(

Boy Funny Flirt Message

I Loved someone, but she

broke my heart into Pieces,

now every piece of my

broken heart Loves someone,

and people call me a " Flirt."

Injustice... :(

:D

Mother-Daughter Message

When I call my Mother,

and she doesn't answer

its not a big deal.

.

.

.

.

But

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.

.

.

When she call me and I don't

answer its like World War III

;p