Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost

usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status

to single kardun." ;p

Sad Message

Ab wo yaad bhi aye to chup

rehte hain,

Dost ..

Ke ankhon ko khabar hui to

baras jayen gi.

Apologize Message

Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam hojaye maloom nahi,

Dost ..

Dard koi mila ho hamari zaat

se to maaf kar dena.

Funny Message

Cheel urri

Kawwa urra

Mena urri

Chirya urri

Monkey urra

Oops !!

Sorry yaar jaldi mein tujhe bhi

urra diya.

Chal aja wapis aja.

KBC Message

On the set of KBC...

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1

crore question. He uses 

phone a friend Lifeline and

chooses his girlfriend to ask

the answer.

Amitabh : Hey ! You have got 30

seconds to answer and your

time starts now.

Boy reads out the question

and options.

Girl : Mil gaya time tumhein

phone karne ka,

mujhe tumse koi baat nahi

karni, bye !! ;p :D

Friend Message

One one

2

I miss you.

Two two

4

Miss me more.

Three three

6

Friendship is fix.

Four four

8

You are great.

Five five

10

I miss you

my Sweet Friend :)

Funny Message

Usne mera hath pyar se pakra

Jese kuch kehna chahti ho

Phir pyar se mera hath

zameen par rakh ke boli :

Akkar bakkar bambey bow

Assi nawwey pure sau.

Batao yar mental nikli :(

Wish Message

Bari ajeeb hai is nadaan Dil

ki khwahish,

Dost !!

Aik shakhs iska hona nahi

chahta aur ye dil usey

khona nahi chahta.

Supplication Message

Ulfat-e-Dosti mein Khuda se

aur kya mangun Tere liye...!!!

Dost ...

Bas Dua hai ke tu Duniya mein

kabhi kisi ka mohtaaj na ho...!!!

Aameen.

Friendship Message

Dosti ke bazaar mein dolat

nahi dekhi jati,

Pyar hojaye to surat 

nahi dekhi jati,

Aik dost par luta do apna

sab kuch,

Kyun ke pasand ho cheez to

qeemat nahi dekhi jati.

Mother Message

Your mother bore you for nine

months.

She watched her feet swell.

She struggled to climb stairs.

She got breathless quick.

She bore excruciating pain.

She suffered many sleepless nights.

She became your nurse,

your chef,

your teacher,

your cleaner,

your launderette,

your friend.

She struggled for you,

but not once did she see it as a

struggle. Not once did she

develop regrets.

How dare you say :

Ufff !!

One Friend Message

Chai ke liye jaise toast hota hai,

Wese hi har aik friend zaruri hota

hai.

Koi subha paanch baje neend se

jagaye,

Koi raat ko teen baje jaan

bachaye.

Aik teri kadki mein sharing

kare,

Aik tere budget mein sneak in

kare.

Koi nature se guest,

Koi host hota hai,

Par har aik friend zaruri hota hai.

Aik gharri gharri kaam aye,

Par kabhi kabhi call kare.

Aik kabhi kabhi kaam aye,

Aur gharri gharri call kare.

Gossip ka koi ghoomta phirta

satellite,

Koi sath rahe to karde sab

alright.

Koi effortless,

Koi force hota hai,

Lekin har aik friend zaruri hota hai.

Shopping mall wala shopping

friend,

Koi exam hal wala copying

friend.

Hi buddy

Bye buddy

Joke buddy

Poke buddy

Yaar buddy

Everybody !

Sab buddy !

Gin gin ke naam,

bheja roast hota hai,

Par har aik friend zaruri hota hai

yaar. :)

Dedicated to all my 

Loving Friendsss. :)

Friendship Message

I am weak in Maths but I am

able to count the minutes

which I spend with you...

I am weak in History but I

never forget you as a friend

in my Life...

I am weak in Geography but I

can recognize the wonderful

place where I first met you...

I am weak in studies but I 

know I can get 101% in

your beautiful and sweet

Friendship... :)

Sardar Message

Dost : Tum apni biwi ko kya

keh kar bulate ho ?

Sardar : Google.

Dost : Wo kyun ?

Sardar : Sawal aik karo,

jawab 10 milte hain.

Friends Message

Friends are totally amazing,

 Because...

In Life, relations have many

names.

But the best 1 is Friendship.

Mom says : Tell me my child

whats your problem ? I am

like your friend.

Dada says : Don't feel scared.

Take me as your friend.

Brother/sister says : Come on

buddy, don't hide anything 

from me. I am like your friend.

Lover says : Come on sweetheart.

Treat me as your friend.

Only friend says :

Han mujhe kyun bataye ga.

Main konsa tera dost hun.

Dedicated to my super

duper, lovely and

great Friend !

Life Message

1- Life is not about a handsome

guy or a cute girl by your side,

but about an idiot friend with

whom you can discuss all things

about the handsome guy or

cute girl. :)

2- Its not about Nokia N series,

but about the last battery point

present when you have to say

something special to somebody. :)

3- Its not about 10 hours work,

but about the 15 minutes break. :)

4- Its not about wishing a friend

on birthday, but about handling

your friend after forgetting it. :)

5- Life is about all the small

moments you live daily...

The more you enjoy Life, the

more Life gives you the reasons

to enjoy. :)

Stay Blessed...!!!

Funny Message

Lafzon ki banawat mujhe

nahi aati,

Ae Dost....

" I am so beautiful." seedhi

si baat hai... :)

(,")/

< ))

//_

Oye pani phaik......

Kuch jal raha hai. :D

Friendship Yummy Message

Love you lots like jelly tots, and

even more than vodka shots.

You are yummier than the

cakes you munch,

And gummier than caramel

crunch.

Chocolate fudge with

pineapple cream,

You are such a variety in

jelly beans.

I am your friend till the end,

So pass this on to your

rocking friends.

Love You All :)

Funny Message

Hujoom itna ho

tere ghar mein

Khushiyon ka,

Ae Dost...!!!

Ke tujhe toilet

jana ho aur

rasta na mile.

Dhinka chika

dhinka chika

dhinka chika. :D

Double Meaning Message

Most confusing double 

meaning joke...

Girl : Aaj office jate hi boss

mujh pe charr gaya.

Friend : Kyun ?

Girl : Woh main late gai

thi naaa...!!!