Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery

shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik

diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han

han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali

shop mein baal katwa raha

hoon. :D ;p

Pathan Message

Customer : Teri dukaan to

mithai ki hai tera dil khane

ko nahi karta ?

Pathan : Bohot karta hai magar

abba rus gulay gin ke jata hai

is liye choos ke rakh deta haon. :D

Funny Economic Message

Why Men hold Ladies hand

in the markets ?

Because,

If they leave their hand, they

will go to every shop for

shopping.

It looks Romantic but its

actually Economic.. :D

Parrot Message

1 admi shop pe tota lene gaya, usne dekha totey ke dono paun pe aik blue aur red dori bandhi hai.

Admi ne blue dori khinchi to tota bola

" Assalam O Alaikum."

Red dori khinchi to tota bola

" Kya haal hain apke?"

Admi ne dono dori ek sath khinchi to tota bola...

" Haramipan mat kar,

Gir jaunga." :D

Nature Message

" Ikhlaq " aik dukan hai

aur

" Zuban " uska tala.

Tala khulta hai to maloom hota hai

ke

Dukan sone ki hai ya

koiley ki..