Teacher-Students Message

Teacher : Aj short skirt kyun pehen

ke ai ho ?

Girl : Aj half day hai na.

Full day par full dress pehenti hun.

All boys innocently :

Madam, Holiday ko class lo na

aik bar please !! ;p

Teacher Message

Teacher : Hasan, give me a

sentence starting with " I ".

Hasan : I is...

Teacher : No, always say " I am."

Hasan : Alright, " I am the

ninth letter of the alphabet."

Moral : Hamesha efficiency nahi jhaarni

chahye, kabhi kabhi students ki bhi

sun leni chahye.

Funny Message

Question of the Year !

Students raat ko kyun parhte

hain ?

Answer :

Kyun ke din mein to dhoop

parhti hai.

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_/?_

Oh my God ! I am so

Genius ! ;p :D

Funny Answer Message

Q : How to kill an ant ?

Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Student : Mix chili powder

with sugar & keep it outside

the ant's hole.

After eating, ant will search

for some water near a water

tank.

Push ant into it. Now ant will go

to dry itself near fire.

When it reaches fire, put a bomb

into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant in

ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from

its mouth and kill the ant.

Moral : Don't play with students,

they can do anything for

15 marks. :)

Teacher Message

Teacher : Isko English mein

translate karo,

" Larki yahan se ja chuki hai."

Students :
 O shit !!

I am late :)

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Maths Message

Story of Maths..

Aaj se 300 years pehle Maths bohot masoom aur pyari thi.

Kiya hua ke kuch badmash students ne Maths ko bohot maara,

yahan tak ke Maths ki akhiri sans thi aur wo students se hamesha ke liye naraz hogai aur marte marte sab students ko bad dua de gai.

Aur ye keh kar is duniya se chali gai ke main to ja rahi hun lekin

M= MERI

A= AATMA

T= TUMHE

H= HAMESHA

S= SATAYE GI.

Aj bhi Maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur sarey students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahe gi. :D