Photographer Message

The only person who can ask

a woman to stop talking & she

replies with smile....

is 

a

Photographer :D

Incident Message

One of best incident that

happens with all of us.

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When the teacher stops

talking,

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.

You look up to make sure

you are not in trouble...!!! ;p :D

Husband-Wife Message

Shohar Biwi mein baat

cheet band thi.

1 subha shohar ko jaldi

jana tha,

usne raat ko kaghaz pe likha :

" Mujhe subha 5 baje utha

dena."

Aur kaghaz biwi ke takiye 

ke pas rakh diya.

Shohar subha 9 baje utha to

dekha to uske upar bohot

se kaghaz pare the aur sab par

likha tha :

" Khuda ke wastey, uth jao

5 baj gaye hain...!!!"

Words Message

Lafzon ke daant nahi hote.

Lekin ye kaat lete hain

aur

Agar ye kaat lein to phir inke

zakham kabhi nahi bharte.

So be careful in your talking.

Have a nice Day...

Sad Ghost Message

A sad story :( :(

A psychic Talking to a ghost..

PSYCHIC: why did you die?

GHOST: i was hit by a car trying to Save

Someone.

PSYCHIC: why?

GHOST: because i don't want her to get hurt.
PSYCHIC: you really love her a lot cause you've

sacrificed your own life just 4 her.

maybe She's sad now,because of your death.

GHOST: no. she's very happy cause The one that i saved is The man that She 

love.. :'(

Disheartened Message

Usne " Jaan " keh kar

pukara to laraz gai

mere dil ki zameen,

Sagar..

Peeche mur ke dekha to wo

mukhatib kisi aur se thi.

Boy-Girl Message

A guy sitting with his girlfriend drinking beer

says : " I love you."

Girl says : Is it you or the beer talking?

Boy replies : Its me, talking to my beer,

you shut up.

:D