Knowledge Message

Not Vulgarity but Knowledge :

In ancient England, people

could not have sex without

Kings permission.

So, to have a baby, they were

supposed to get King's consent.

They were then given a card

to hang on their door while

having sex, which read as :

" Fornication Under the Consent

of King ( F.U.C.K.) "

So the word " Fuck " came

into existence...!!!

Kisi ko pata tha kya ?

Ya bas ainvayi Fuck Fuck

karte rehte ho ...

Friendship Message

I'm not a King,

But I have a rich heart.

I'm not Best,

But I try my best.

I may not be Right in

everything,

But I'm sure I'm not wrong in

choosing You as my Friend. :)

Poet Message

Ek haseen kaneez,

Raja Ranjeet Singh ke darbar mein Raqs kar rahi thi

(Ranjeet Singh bohot bad surat tha).

Raqs ke baad kaneez ne Raja se 1 sawal ki ijazat talab ki.

Raja ne kaha ke pocho.

Kaneez ne kaha :

Jab Khuda husn taqseem kar raha tha,

Aap kahan they ?

Raja ne ghussa na kiya,

balke muskuratey hue kaha :
Jab tum husn  ki line mein khari Husn le rahi thin,

To main Qismat ki line mein Qismat le raha tha.

Or aaj TUJH jesi Husn walian meri kaneez hain !

Isliye Sha'air kehta hai :

Husn na maang Naseeb maang,

A Dost !!

Husn waley aksar Naseeb walon ke Ghulam hua karte hain..