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Showing posts with label Door. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Door. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

College Message

An old man went to college
that he studies at. Knocked 
the door of room #3 of the
hostel and said :


May I come in ? I have lived in
this room 30 years ago.


A young man opened the door
and let him enter.
The old man examined the
room and recalling everything
said :

The same old room, same old
wooden table, ventilator and same
old window that opens into the garden
and the same old bed.

While examining bed, he found
a young girl hiding under the
bed.

The young man got alarmed and
said :

Don't be mistaken. She is my sister.
She lost her earrings and is searching
for that.

Old man said :

And the same Old Story. :)

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Technological Mistake Message

Late night, boy drops the girl
at her home, on the gate, he
puts his hand on the wall
and says :
Can I kiss you ?
Girl Nahi ! Aaj nahi.
Boy : Please ?
Girl : No !
Boy : Dedo na jan !
Girl : No yar abhi nahi.
Boy Sirf aik choti si !
Girl : Kaha na aaj nahi. No !

This continues for 10 minutes.
Then girl's little brother
appears on door,
says :

" Papa keh rahe hain, tum ise
kiss do ya na do tumhari
marzi. Par is beghairat se
kaho intercom ke button se
hath hata le. :D

Friday, 7 October 2011

Knowledge Message

Not Vulgarity but Knowledge :

In ancient England, people
could not have sex without
Kings permission.

So, to have a baby, they were
supposed to get King's consent.
They were then given a card
to hang on their door while
having sex, which read as :

" Fornication Under the Consent
of King ( F.U.C.K.) "

So the word " Fuck " came
into existence...!!!

Kisi ko pata tha kya ?

Ya bas ainvayi Fuck Fuck
karte rehte ho ...

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Postman Message

Postman knocked the door.

A kid came out with cigarette
in mouth and beer in hand.

Postman : Papa hain ?

Kid : Abey dhakkan, Mujhe
dekh ke lagta hai baap
ghar pe hoga ? ;p :D