Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Tum mere liye kya

kar sakte ho ?

Boy : Bolo kya karun ?

Girl : Mere liye chand la

sakte ho ?

Boy : Phir kya zameen ke gird

tumhare abbu ghoomenge ? ;p :D

Son-Dad Message

Son : Papa main itna jawaan

kab honga ke main mama ko

bina bataye ghar se bahar

ja sakoon ?

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Papa : Beta, itna jawaan to

abhi tak main bhi nahi hua. :) ;p :D

Girls Message

Dear Girls,

If you think your Dad,

Mom, Teacher, Boss

are strict and harsh with you...

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Wait for a Husband.

You would Love them all ;p

Pathan Message

Customer : Teri dukaan to

mithai ki hai tera dil khane

ko nahi karta ?

Pathan : Bohot karta hai magar

abba rus gulay gin ke jata hai

is liye choos ke rakh deta haon. :D

Funny Naughty Message

Shehzada Saleem :

Hamari ammi aur abba hazoor

humse itni mohabbat karte

the ke sari sari raat woh dono

hamein sulane ke liye jagte

rehte they,

Magar hum phir bhi nahi

sote they.

Wazeer : Shehzada hazoor, aapki isi

beghairti ki wajah se ap

Iklotey reh gaye...!!! :D

Friends Message

Friends are totally amazing,

 Because...

In Life, relations have many

names.

But the best 1 is Friendship.

Mom says : Tell me my child

whats your problem ? I am

like your friend.

Dada says : Don't feel scared.

Take me as your friend.

Brother/sister says : Come on

buddy, don't hide anything 

from me. I am like your friend.

Lover says : Come on sweetheart.

Treat me as your friend.

Only friend says :

Han mujhe kyun bataye ga.

Main konsa tera dost hun.

Dedicated to my super

duper, lovely and

great Friend !

Funny Message

Hum gaye the unke ghar,

kehna tha dil se dil mila

lo...

Magar jab uske papa ne 

khola darwaza to

Hum ghabra ke bole :

" Uncle pani araha hai

motor chala lo." ;p :D

Irritating Fact Message

Most Irritating Fact :

At Home :

You studied 3 hrs,

no one sees you,

you pick phone for a while,

mom & dad enters the room & say:

" Bilkul nahi padhta hai,

sara din mobile hath mein hota hai.

At college, coaching :

You are busy with phone

no one sees you,

you picked up book for a while,

friends enters the room & say :

" Abey kitna parhega,

Newton ki aulaad." :D

Funny Friends message

If you pass in exam :

Mom : Kitni khushi ki baat hai.

Dad : Mera beta sher hai.

Lover : So sweet !! Muahh !!

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Friends : Kutte ! Kamine ! Zalil ! Tu

ne itna kab parha ? ;p

Family Love Message

Very touching Family Love.

Girl : Do you Love me more

than your family ?

Boy : No !!

Girl : Why ?

Boy : Okay ! Listen to this !

" When I started to walk, I fell, You

were not there to pick me up,

but my mom was.

When I went outside, you were not there

to hold my finger but my dad was.

When I cried, you didn't give me

your toys to play but my brother and

sister did.

My family is more precious

than anything else."

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Girl : Awwwww...

But when you felt romantic, your

family was not there to do the

romance with you.... Kamine

:D ;p

Dad-Son Message

Son : Sir ne mujhe mara.

Dad : Kyun ?

Son : Sir ne poch 2x3= ?

Mene kaha 6. Phir unhon

ne pocha

3x2= ?

Dad : Abey ullu ke pathe 1 hi to baat hai.

Son : Mene bhi theek aise hi kaha tha.

Girl Message

Memon girl : Yaar aj papa ne mujhe

apne lover ke sath bike pe jate hue

dekh liya...

2nd girl : Oh no !! Phir kya hua ?

Memon girl :

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Phir kya, papa ne bus ka

kiraya wapis maang liya.. ;p

Funny Message

Boy:
My Girlfriend broke up with me & have sent me her picture with her new Boyfriend...

Friends:
Awww... !! Thats so sad...what did u do...?
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Boy:
Sent those pictures to her DAD... :D

Friendship Message

Boy : Aaj accident hua, marte marte bacha hun...

Dad : Tumhari hi ghalti hogi.

Mom : Mera beta, theek to hai na tu ?

Sis : Bhai, kahin chot to nahi ai kahin ?

Bro : Yar dehan se chalaya kar.

Lover : Tumhein mera zara bhi khayal nahi ?

Friend : O shit, biryani milte milte reh gai, jaa yaar.... :D

Moral : Dost hote hi beghairat hain :D

Boy-Girl Message

A boy was teaching maths to a girl.

He kissed her,

again he kissed her and said :
" This is addition."

Then the girl kissed him and said :
" This is subtraction."

Then they kissed each other & said :
" This is multiplication."

Suddenly the girl's dad came,

beat the boy and threw him away and said :
" This is called DIVISION."

:D

Innocent Message

Height of Innocence.

Small kid ( On phone ) :

Madam, my son will not come to school today.

Madam : Who are you ?

Kid : My papa is speaking. :D

Sardar Message

Sardar U.S.A. ke hotel mein murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhool gaya.

Waiter : What do you like to have sir ?

Sardar : One plate egg's papa please.!

;p

Pathan Message

Pathan ki beti : Abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga . . .

Agle din wo ladki bhaag gai.

Pathan : Beti ne kaam to acha nahi kiya,

Par thi wo najoomi..

Husband-Wife Message

Husband in susral :
Begum I want to kiss you..

Wife : Abbu ka ghar hai mujhe sharam ati hai.

Husband : To mere baap ke ghar ko tu ne beghairati ka adda samjha hua hai ?

:D

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Tum barey ho ke kya karoge ?

Syudent : Shadi.

Teacher : Mera matlab hai kya banoge ?

Student : Dulha.

Teacher : I mean bare ho ke kya hasil karoge ?

Student : Dulhan.

Teacher : Idiot, mera matlab hai ke bare ho ke ammi & abbu ke liye kya karoge ?

Student : Bahu launga.

Teacher : Stupid, tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain ?

Student : Pota.

Teacher : Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai ?

Student Shadi.