Funny Message

Agar thakawat ya kamzori ki

wajah se ap se hila bhi na

ja raha ho,

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Bijli ke switch mein 2 unglian

daalein. Aapka ang ang hil

jayega. :)

Don't be thankful,

Its my duty :D

Funny Electricity Message

Wikipedia : Enter a word...

I have pages to tell.!

Google : Enter a query...

I have unlimited ways to

answer.!

Internet : Without me, you

both are nothing.!

Computer : Without me, you

all are useless.!

Electricity : Kon bola....Idhar

beth kar ? ;p :D 

5 Times Prayer Message

5 waqt ke namazi se

Allah paak ke 5 vaade.

1- Rizq ki tangi door

kar dunga.

2- Qabar ka azaab

taal dunga.

3- Aamaal nama seedhe

hath mein donga.

4- Pul-e-Siraat se bijli ki

raftar se guzaar dunga.

5- Jannat mein baghair hisaab

ke dakhil kar dunga.

Funny Message

Funny Riddles :

-What is more useful after

it is broken ?

An Egg .. :D

-Which is the most

shocking city ?

Electri-city.

-Name two things you can 

never eat before Breakfast ?

Lunch & Dinner :D

-How many men were born 

in Europe ?

None, only babies

were born.

-If your clock strikes 13,

what time is it ?

Time to buy a new clock.. ;p

Electricity Message

Jin : Bottle se azaad hone ke baad,

Kya hukum hai mere aaqa ?

Admi : Pakistan ki bijli hamesha ke liye bahaal kardo.

Jin : Bottle mein wapis jate hue,

" Bhai , dhakkan zara tight lagana.." :D

Breaking News Message

BREAKING NEWS

K.E.S.C. ka kehna hai ke sirf June tak awam ko load shedding ki takleef bardasht karni hogi.

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Us ke baad 

aadat parr jae gi. B-D

K.E.S.C. Funny Message

Arz kiya hai : 

Dekho K.E.S.C. walon,

baat hai bilkul saadi.

Dekho K.E.S.C. walon,

baat hai bilkul saadi,

Jitna karoge andhera,

Utni barhe gi "AABAADI."

:D