Scientist Message

Scientists have approved that

12904583179 people on the earth

are lazy because they didn't 

even read the number given

above.. ;p

Hahaha :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Tum mere liye kya

kar sakte ho ?

Boy : Bolo kya karun ?

Girl : Mere liye chand la

sakte ho ?

Boy : Phir kya zameen ke gird

tumhare abbu ghoomenge ? ;p :D

Value Message

Hum anmol hain hamari

qadar karna,

Dost....!!

Barish ka katra zameen mein

jazb hone ke baad mila nahi

karta.!

Rain Message

Har barish mein yehi dua hai

meri ke,

Barish ke jitne qatre

zameen par girein

Utni baar aap slip ho ke

girein. :)

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Khushiyon ke samandar

mein yaar ;p

Stupid Question Message

Stupid Questions people ask in obvious situations.

1- At market : Hey ! What are you doing here ?

Ans : Don't you know ! I sell vegetables here.

2- In bus : A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on your feet : Sorry ! Did that hurt ?

Ans : Not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?

3- When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call : Sorry ! Were you sleeping ?

Ans : No ! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought I was sleeping ? How silly.

4- When you see a friend with evidently short hair : Hey ! Have you had a hair cut ?

Ans : Nah ! Its autumn season, and I am shedding. :D

President Message

OBAMA aur ZARDARI jahaz mein ja rahe they.

Obama bola ; Agar main yahan 1 cror dollar giraon tu 1 cror log mujhko dua de gi.

Zardari bola : Agar main sirf sadarat chor dun to 18 cror log mujhe dua de gi.

Jahaz ka Captain, Pathan bola :
Agar main ye jahaz hi gira dun to puri duniya Mujhe duaen de gi..

True Message

So true and so beautiful.

No matter what name we have,

at the end we will be called

MAYYAT.

Whatever luxurious vehicles we drive today,

in the end we will be taken as

JANAZA.

No matter what house we stay in today,

in the end we have to lie in the

QABAR.

Whatever clothes we wear today,

in the end we will be wearing the

KAFAN.

No matter how far we travel in the world today,

in the end we have to fly off with a common Visa:

Kullu Nafsin Zaiqathul Maut (meaning : Every soul

shall have a taste of death.)

Allah make our journey easy and Jannat our Destination.

AAMEEN !!