Funny Message

Agar ap mere sms se pareshan

ho to,

Customer center call kar ke

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Apna number band karwa lo,

Kyun ke hum to sudharne wale

nahi :D

Funny Message

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

ke har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wala call kar ke

khud poche :

Bhai pakka ?

Bhejna hai

Ke

Sending fail

Kardoon ? :D

KBC Message

On the set of KBC...

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1

crore question. He uses 

phone a friend Lifeline and

chooses his girlfriend to ask

the answer.

Amitabh : Hey ! You have got 30

seconds to answer and your

time starts now.

Boy reads out the question

and options.

Girl : Mil gaya time tumhein

phone karne ka,

mujhe tumse koi baat nahi

karni, bye !! ;p :D

Call Message

Unknown Call...

He : Do you have boyfriend ?

She : Yes, who are you ?

He : I am your brother ! Just

wait till I come home !! :)

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Another unknown call...

He : Do you have a boyfriend ?

She : No no, I don't !

He : What ? :-O I am your boyfriend,

you just break my heart.

She : No no no darling I am sorry

I thought you are my brother.

He : Right ! I am your brother !

Just wait till I come home, I'll show

you later. :D

One Friend Message

Chai ke liye jaise toast hota hai,

Wese hi har aik friend zaruri hota

hai.

Koi subha paanch baje neend se

jagaye,

Koi raat ko teen baje jaan

bachaye.

Aik teri kadki mein sharing

kare,

Aik tere budget mein sneak in

kare.

Koi nature se guest,

Koi host hota hai,

Par har aik friend zaruri hota hai.

Aik gharri gharri kaam aye,

Par kabhi kabhi call kare.

Aik kabhi kabhi kaam aye,

Aur gharri gharri call kare.

Gossip ka koi ghoomta phirta

satellite,

Koi sath rahe to karde sab

alright.

Koi effortless,

Koi force hota hai,

Lekin har aik friend zaruri hota hai.

Shopping mall wala shopping

friend,

Koi exam hal wala copying

friend.

Hi buddy

Bye buddy

Joke buddy

Poke buddy

Yaar buddy

Everybody !

Sab buddy !

Gin gin ke naam,

bheja roast hota hai,

Par har aik friend zaruri hota hai

yaar. :)

Dedicated to all my 

Loving Friendsss. :)

Sardar Message

Dost : Tum apni biwi ko kya

keh kar bulate ho ?

Sardar : Google.

Dost : Wo kyun ?

Sardar : Sawal aik karo,

jawab 10 milte hain.

Life Message

Why are you living a

complicated Life ?

Miss someone ?

Call.

Want to meet ?

Invite.

Wanna be understood ?

Explain

Have questions ?

Ask.

Don't like it ?

Say it.

Like it ?

Share it.

Want something ?

Ask for it.

Nobody will know

whats going on your mind..

Its better to express rather

than expect !

We just Live one Life,

Keep it Simple. :)

Night Message

Raat ki tanhai mein unko

awaz diya karte hain,

Raat mein sitaron se unka

zikar kiya karte hain,

Woh ayen ya na ayen hamare

khwabon mein,

Hum to bas unhi ka intezar

kiya karte hain...

Good Night

Jealous Stupid message

Meri yaad mein pagal log 

mujhe phone karte hain...

Mujhe chahne wale mujhe

miss call dete hain...

Mere deewane mujhe

SMS karte hain...

Aur,

Jo kuch nahi karte ,

wo mujhse jalte hain. :D

Boy Funny Flirt Message

I Loved someone, but she

broke my heart into Pieces,

now every piece of my

broken heart Loves someone,

and people call me a " Flirt."

Injustice... :(

:D

Lover Message

Fantastic answer to your Lover

for, " Why didn't you receive 

my call ?"

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I was dancing at

my Ringtone... :D

Difference Message

Difference between

Love & Friendship.

Balance na hote hue bhi

kuch bhi karke call karna

is Love.

&

Balance hote hue bhi 1 

message karne mein maut

aana is Friendship.

Shabaash Dost :)

Mother-Daughter Message

When I call my Mother,

and she doesn't answer

its not a big deal.

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When she call me and I don't

answer its like World War III

;p

Lovely Message

1 lafz

Mohabbat hai

ise kar ke dekho,

tum tarap na jao to kehna...

1 lafz

Muqaddar hai

isse lar ke dekho,

tum haar na jao to kehna...

1 lafz

Wafa hai

zamane mein nahi milti,

kahin dhoond pao to kehna...

1 lafz

ansu hai

ise seh kar to dekho,

tum toot ke bikhar na jao to kehna...

1 lafz

Allah hai

use pukaar kar to dekho,

sab kuch paa na lo to kehna...

Disheartened Message

Usne " Jaan " keh kar

pukara to laraz gai

mere dil ki zameen,

Sagar..

Peeche mur ke dekha to wo

mukhatib kisi aur se thi.

Pathan Message

Pathan ko roza lag raha tha...

Tang aa kar

FM-100 par call ki.

Host : What do you want to play Mr. Khan ?

Pathan : Khocha,

Maghrib ka Azaan lagao...!!

True Friendship Message

" True Friendship "

Baap : Raat kahan they ?

Beta : Dair hogai thi to dost ke ghar stay karlya tha.

Baap ne ussi waqt phone uthaya aur us ke 10 best friends ko call ki.

6 ne kaha ke :
" Haan uncle wo raat mere paas hi tha."

Aur

3 ne kaha :
" Uncle wo so raha hai,

kahein to utha doon ?

1 ne to had kar di :

" Ji abbu bolen."
;-p

Advantage Message

Advantage of Not having LOVER..

1-  Can sleep well.

2- Can save time & money.

3- No missed call at mid night.

4- No worries about how I look.

5- No need to activate cheaper call rate scheme.

6- No need to recharge twice a day.

7- Can talk to all Boys & Girls.

8- The most important,

You can forward this to all..!! :)