Side Effect Message

Side effect of teaching :

" A guy went to a restaurant,

he wanted to see the menu,

but he forgot what it is

called."

He asked waiter :

" Bring the syllabus please." :D

Old Man & Old Woman Message

" Budha budhi ki kahani."

1 budha aya

sath mein 1 budhiya laya.

Hotel mein ja ke waiter ko bulaya,

dono ne apna apna order

mangaya.

Pehle budhe na khaya

budhiya ne pankha hilaya.

Phir budhiya ne khaya

budhe ne pankha hilaya.

Ye dekh ke waiter sharmaya

aur usne farmaya

Ae Laila Majnu ke maa baap,

tum dono mein itna pyar hai to

khana 1 sath kyun nahi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya 

" Jaani " tera sawaal to naik hai,

par hamare pas daanton

ka set sirf aik hai..!!

Sardar Message

Sardar U.S.A. ke hotel mein murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhool gaya.

Waiter : What do you like to have sir ?

Sardar : One plate egg's papa please.!

;p