My Message

Don't mix between my

personality and my

attitude because

my personality is " Me "

and my attitude depends on

" You."

Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost

usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status

to single kardun." ;p

Student Message

What is the most proudest

moment in a student's Life ?

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Sitting in the exam hall

and asking:

" Saalo meri answer sheet

 kiske pas hai wapis dedo." ;p

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Tum mere liye kya

kar sakte ho ?

Boy : Bolo kya karun ?

Girl : Mere liye chand la

sakte ho ?

Boy : Phir kya zameen ke gird

tumhare abbu ghoomenge ? ;p :D

Apologize Message

Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam hojaye maloom nahi,

Dost ..

Dard koi mila ho hamari zaat

se to maaf kar dena.

Mobile Message

Yadon mein na dhondo

hamein

Dil mein hum bas jainge

Tamanna ho agar milne

ki to

On karo Mobile hum

Inbox mein hi mil

jainge :D

Cockroach Message

2 cockroach ICU mein aik dosre

ke barabar mein admit the.

1st : Kisne maara ?

2nd : Koi nahi re,

aik larki mujhe dekh ke itni

zor se chillai ke mujhe heart attack

agaya :D

Girl-Boy Message

1 larki road pe khari thi,

1 larka samne se bike par

guzra phir wapis aya aur

usse pocha :

Pehchana kya ?

Girl : Nahi.

Boy : Kya yaar abhi to samne

se gaya tha :D

KBC Message

On the set of KBC...

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1

crore question. He uses 

phone a friend Lifeline and

chooses his girlfriend to ask

the answer.

Amitabh : Hey ! You have got 30

seconds to answer and your

time starts now.

Boy reads out the question

and options.

Girl : Mil gaya time tumhein

phone karne ka,

mujhe tumse koi baat nahi

karni, bye !! ;p :D

Friend Message

One one

2

I miss you.

Two two

4

Miss me more.

Three three

6

Friendship is fix.

Four four

8

You are great.

Five five

10

I miss you

my Sweet Friend :)

Studying Message

When I was studying, my mom

was calling me !

But I didn't respond !

I was so deeply involved in

studies but she called me

again & again !

Finally, I shouted ! Please leave

me ! I want to study ! I want to

Study...!!!

Suddenly ! My mom came &

slapped me on face & yelled :

" Idiot !! Stop dreaming...

Wake up and study...!!! "

;p :D

True Message

Kaise main maan loon ke

koi mera bahi raha .. !!

Jab tak Khuda ki zaat

hai, tanha nahi hoon main ..!!

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Aap mujhe kitna pyar

karte ho ?

Husband : Shah Jahan jitna.

Wife : mere marne ke baad

Taj Mahal banaoge ?

Husband : Mene to plot bhi le liya

hai, susti to tum kar rahi hai.

Eid Message

Before the Golden Sun of Eid

rises, let me decorate all its

rays with wishes of Success,

Prosperity & Happiness for

you and your family.

Eid Mubarak :)

Sad Message

Aik aik sans saza ho

chuki thi

Mere jism se rooh juda

ho chuki thi

Wo tab maang raha tha mujhse

apni wafaon ka sila

Jab zindagi hi mujhse bewafa

ho chuki thi.

Proposal Message

Cutest proposal by a nursery

class.

Boy : Kya tu meleko apna

addresh degi ?

Girl : Pal thun ?

Boy : Aik din balaat lete

aunda na...!!! :)

Facebook Message

Boy to Moon :

Why my girlfriend Loves rose

which dies in a day & doesn't

Love me when I die for her

everyday ?

Moon : chaa gaya jani,

Facebook ki wall pe likh de

bohot comments ainge. :D

Maturity Message

I don't know the actual

meaning of Maturity...

But for me,

Maturity is when a person

hurts you & you try to

understand his/her situation

instead of hurting them back.

Funny Message

Youn mat kheench mujhe apni

taraf,

Ae mere hamdam.

Ye Generation ka suit hai

phat gaya to teri khair nahi. :D

Teacher Message

Teacher : Hasan, give me a

sentence starting with " I ".

Hasan : I is...

Teacher : No, always say " I am."

Hasan : Alright, " I am the

ninth letter of the alphabet."

Moral : Hamesha efficiency nahi jhaarni

chahye, kabhi kabhi students ki bhi

sun leni chahye.