Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Main is dress mein

moti lag rahi hon na ?

Husband ( Mazaaq mein ) : Haan.

Wife : Hein ? Moti lag rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahi nahi.

Wife : Bolein moti lag

rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahiiii !!

Wife : Bolein na ?

Husband : Haan !!

Wife : Koi nahi. ;p :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : i am having a heart surgery.

Boy : I know !

Girl : I love you.

Boy : I love you more. Much more !

After surgery, when the girl woke up,

only her father is next to her bed.

Girl : Where is he ?

Father : You don't know who have

you the heart ?

Girl : What ? ( She starts crying ).

Father : Just kidding, he went

to the toilet.. :D