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Wednesday 11 January 2012

Reputation Message

Reputation is what other
people know about you.
Honor is what you know
about yourself.

Feeling Message

Life's most deepest feelings
are often expressed in silence
and
the one who can read
volumes from your silence is
your true Companion.

I am Message

I am not well :(
























and..

I am not a river or canal
either.... :D

Allah Message

Everything is " Pre-written."

But,

With prayers it can be

" Re-written."

So, Live the best and leave
the rest to

Allah Almighty. :)

My Message

Don't mix between my
personality and my
attitude because
my personality is " Me "
and my attitude depends on
" You."

Mr. Bean message

You don't need words to show
that you care for someone.
Like Mr. Bean, he barely
speaks but he never leaves
his teddy bear behind.

That's caring :)

Exam Message

3 steps to write in Exam :
1- Look up for
Inspiration.

2- Look down for
Concentration.

and then...



3- Look around for
Information. :D

A-L-O-N-E Message

A-L-O-N-E

A- All the time I think of you.

L- Looking to see you.

O- On my mind its only you.

N- Never ever i'll forget you.

E- Every minute of my Life I
Miss you.

Solution Message

Shortest and authentic
solution of every problem is :


Namaz.


" Those who knee down to
Allah, can stand up to
anything."

Scientist Message

Scientists have approved that
12904583179 people on the earth
are lazy because they didn't 
even read the number given
above.. ;p


Hahaha :D

Pray Message

Deepest feelings of my heart
while praying for you today :

" May Allah
convert 
your

Discomforts
to
Comforts,

Your

Pains
to
Gains,

Your

Minimum
to
Maximum,

Your

Losses
to 
Profits,

Your 

Tears
to
Smiles,

Your

Sorrows
to
Pleasures,

Your

Bad-wishers
to
Well-wishers,

Your

Debts
to
Credits

And

Your

Good dreams
to
Realities !

And make these
Everlasting."

Aameen.

Life Message

Valuable sentence for Life :

" Don't show so much of care
to anyone because,
it creates a non curable pain
when they start avoiding you."

Have a nice day :)

Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost
usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status
to single kardun." ;p

Life Message

Lovely times of Life will not
return back forever...

But the lovely relation and the
missing memories of friends
will stay in the heart forever...!!!

Student Message

Rays emitting from the books
are directly proportional to
sleepness...

But cellphone remains
constant at bed. :)

" Student's first law of
Nalaiqness.: :D

Funny Message

I need your friendship !

I need your company !

I need your support !

I need your advices !









Mene barbaad hone ka faisla
kar liya hai ;p :D

Student Message

What is the most proudest
moment in a student's Life ?

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Sitting in the exam hall
and asking:

" Saalo meri answer sheet
 kiske pas hai wapis dedo." ;p

Single Message

If you are a Girl/Boy and
you are single !
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Oh shame shame,
kisi ne lift nahi karai :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Tum mere liye kya
kar sakte ho ?

Boy : Bolo kya karun ?

Girl : Mere liye chand la
sakte ho ?

Boy : Phir kya zameen ke gird
tumhare abbu ghoomenge ? ;p :D

Tuesday 10 January 2012

Pray Message

I pray for you today :

May all your enemies loose
their front teeth so that you
easily know them when they
smile at you..!!

Stop laughing and say

Aameen ... :D

Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery
shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik
diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han
han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali
shop mein baal katwa raha
hoon. :D ;p

Funny Message

Boyfriend aur girlfriend walk pe gaye,
wahan boyfriend ko chot lag gai aur
khoon behne laga,
boyfriend girlfriend ko dekhne laga ke wo
apna dupatte ka tukra bandhe gi.

Girlfriend boyfriend ko dekhte hue boli :

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Sochna bhi mat mera naya
Gul Ahmed ka suit hai :D

Thursday 22 December 2011

Quote Message

You can't get this Quote
at first glance :

" You Love to Hate the one who
Loves the one You Hate to Love."

Keep reading ;p

Facts Message

Facts in the World :

1- You cannot wash your
eyes with soap.

2- You cannot count your
hair.

3- Why is it hard to breathe 
while your tongue is out ?

4- So, you tried number 3 ?

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5- And you looked like a dog
when you tried it ;p

Its ok :D

Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human
without sending Sms
is Donkey ;-O

Good Wrong Message

Biggest problem in Love

Good guy gets wrong girl..

Good girl gets wrong guy..

They fall in Love

& Good ones get cheated..

Now the Good guys thinks,

All girls are fraud..

&

Good girls thinks,

All boys are flirt..



When good guy meets

Good girl,

They avoid falling in Love
& become just Good Friends. :D

Sunday 11 December 2011

Funny Message

Ye sun kar to mere hosh hi
urr gaye,

Faraz..

Jab kam wali masi light jane par
aik dum se boli :

" What the hell is going on man,
plz start the generator."

(-_-)>
/>< /O

O teri khair,
english medium masi :D ;p

Sad Message

Ab wo yaad bhi aye to chup
rehte hain,

Dost ..

Ke ankhon ko khabar hui to
baras jayen gi.

Funny Message

Agar ap mere sms se pareshan
ho to,
Customer center call kar ke
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Apna number band karwa lo,
Kyun ke hum to sudharne wale
nahi :D

Saturday 10 December 2011

Apologize Message

Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam hojaye maloom nahi,

Dost ..

Dard koi mila ho hamari zaat
se to maaf kar dena.

Funny Message

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
ke har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wala call kar ke
khud poche :

Bhai pakka ?
Bhejna hai
Ke
Sending fail
Kardoon ? :D

Sunday 4 December 2011

Fact Message

Real Fact



Every good work is

Impossible before start.

Problem Message

2get & 2give
creates to many problems.

But

(Just double it)

4get & 4give
solves all the problems.

Feeling Message

Cutest feeling in this world is...

When your eyes try to get a
single look of your love in a
crowd

And you find that he/she is
already looking at you :)

Akon Message

One day one black kid
knock Rajnikanth home


Rajni : Ae kon ??










Since than that kid is known as

Akon :D

Businessman Message

A failed businessman to his
fat wife :


" You are my only investment
in Life that has doubled." :D

Hurt Message

If you deeply hurt a person who
loves you madly,

He might forgive you but he will
never gather the courage to
love you again.

Love Message

Love does not need 
powerful eyes, cute voice
and lovely face.

It always needs a beautiful
responsible heart with
affection forever. :)

Life Message

Zindagi behtar hoti hai jab
ap khush hote hain.

Magar,


Zindagi behtreen hoti hai
jab dosre log apki wajah
se khush hote hain.

Single Message

When someone takes your cell
for hours & you are in no hurry
to get it back





Then







You realize how poor single
you are :D

Funny Message

Aj nahi arahi patri par rail

wah wah wah


Aj nahi arahi patri par rail
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Aur sunao kaisi ho churail ? ;p :D

Friends Message

A line for all my Friends :

The day I met you, was my
favorite accident...

And,
Even today I love that
Injuries.

Hands Message

My hands never pain typing
message for you. Because...
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I always sent forward
messages :)
Don't be emotional :D

Funny Message

Kisi se koi chez mango to
aise mango jaise tumhare
baap ki hai.
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Aur nahi mili to soch lena
konsa mere baap ki thi :D

True Story Message

Aik dafa ka zikar hai
main raat ko apne bistar pe
leti hui thi
ke achanak
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Mujhe neend aa gai :)

Good Night.