Girls Message

Dear Girls,

If you think your Dad,

Mom, Teacher, Boss

are strict and harsh with you...

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Wait for a Husband.

You would Love them all ;p

Call Message

Unknown Call...

He : Do you have boyfriend ?

She : Yes, who are you ?

He : I am your brother ! Just

wait till I come home !! :)

... ...

Another unknown call...

He : Do you have a boyfriend ?

She : No no, I don't !

He : What ? :-O I am your boyfriend,

you just break my heart.

She : No no no darling I am sorry

I thought you are my brother.

He : Right ! I am your brother !

Just wait till I come home, I'll show

you later. :D

Night Message

Raat ki tanhai mein unko

awaz diya karte hain,

Raat mein sitaron se unka

zikar kiya karte hain,

Woh ayen ya na ayen hamare

khwabon mein,

Hum to bas unhi ka intezar

kiya karte hain...

Good Night

Boyfriend-Father Message

Baap- Tum meri beti ko kab

se pyar karte ho ?

Ladka : 4 months se.

Baap : Kaise yaqeen karun ?

Ladka : Aur 5 months

ruk jayen....

Aajaye ga yaqeen... :D

Funny Message

Hum to apne doston pe andha

yaqeen rakhte the,

Faraaz...

Film Bodyguard dekhi to pata

chala ke best friends bhi kitne

kamine hote hain.

Ankhein khul gain meri

(,")/

Oye ruk yaar... 

:D

Old Man Message

Kisi buzurg ka kehna hai ke

" Pareshani ka tazkara karte

rehne se barh jati hai.

Khamosh honey se kam ho

jati hai.

Sabar karne se khatam ho

jati hai,

aur

Shukar karne se khushi 

mein badal jati hai.

Definition Message

Definition Of Nothing

Time doesn't wait for you or me,

days pass & years change, you

move away from your close

ones, your Life changes, Friends

change, people change, but

your heart have those precious

moments engraved in it......

They are always there making

you happy at sad times and

sad at happy times. You sit

back, think about those happy

days and smile and when

somebody asks you the reason

for your smile, you just say

Hey " Nothing." =)

Love But Sad Message

Zakham itne ghere hain,

Izhaar kaise karen.

Khud ghayal hain,

Waar kaise karen.

Marne ke baad bhi khuli rakhi aankhein,

Isse ziada tumhara intezar kya karen.!

Ramadan Message

Aftari ke waqt jab Rozedar

Azaan ka intezar kar raha

hota  hai to Allah shaitan se

kehta hai :

" Dekh mere bande ko jis ko tu

kehta tha na-farmaan ho ga.

Jab tak mera naam iske

kano mein nahi parta ye luqma

nahi daalta.

Is waqt mujhse mera banda

jo kuch bhi Dua karega main

usko zaroor qubool karunga."

" Please pray for all Muslims."

Morning Message

Dear coustmer,

ur sleeping time has expired....now u cannot use bed anymore..

to subscribe again please wait 4 d night....

so " GOOD MORNING" & Have a nice day 2 all........:)

Generator Message

Meri zindagi par hai tere pyar ka saya,

Do minutes hold karo Janu,

Main " Generator " chala ke aya.

<('.')>

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Start ho ja yar Bacchi wait karahi hai..