Facebook Message

A student's facebook status

during class :

" I am online from class."

Comment from his teacher :

" Beta test mein zero mila hai.

Aakar dekhe ga ya tag karun?"

:D

Funny Crazy Message

Yaar tumse pochna tha ke agar hum

quadratic formula use karte hue

zero ko equivalent lein aur variable

ka square root nikaal ke usko

integrate karein to jo answer aye usko

placed equation mein put kar ke

evaluate karen and constant ko

neglect karke uska inverse nikaal

ke graph paper par plot karen to

kya us paper ka jahaaz ban

jayega ? =P

Kid Message

1 bacha dabanng dekh 

kar aya.

School mein Sir :

Tumhare sare answers ghalat

hain marks dain to kahan ?

Bacha : Kamal karte hain Master ji.

Marks hi to mang rahe hain.

Chup chap de do warna thappar

maar ke bhi le sakte hain.

Sir : Beghairat.

Bacha : Beghairat se yaad aya,

aapke papa kaise hain ?

Sir : Nikal ja meri class se.

Bacha : Chup chap se marks de do

warna answer sheet mein itne ched karenge 

ke confuje ho jaoge ke marks kahan dein

aur zero kahan dein.