Teacher-Student Message

Nursery ke Student ne 

Exam sheet pe SUSU kar

diya...

Teacher- Gadhe ye kya kiya ?

Student- Ma'am , aapne hi

kaha tha,

pehle jo aa raha

hai wohi karo. :D

Soldier Message

Once a soldier asked Tipu Sultan :

" Is it right that everything

is fair in Love and War ?

In an epic sentence

Tipu Sultan replied :

" Its an excuse of English people,

Our tradition is that

Whatever is to be done in

Love and War...

Should be Fair..!!

True Message

Damn True :

When someone says they have

to ask you a question,

you quickly get a mini heart

attack and think of all the

bad things you have done.. :)