Boy Message

Wo alfaaz jinhon ne bohot se masoom ladkon ki zindagi kharab kar di..

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" Oye !!

Wo tujhe dekh rahi hai.." :D

Funny Message

Marzi ki zindagi ke 7 steps. . . 

1- Studies.

2- Entertainment.

3- Good job.

4- Shadi.

5-

6-

7-

Shadi ho gai na?

Marzi ki zindagi khatam.

Friend Message

I know that they are fine but I call & ask

" Kaise ho?"

I know that they cannot forget me but I say

" Badtameezon ! Bhool gaye ho mujhe?"

I know that they cannot go without me but I say

" Zalimon mujhe bhi leke jana."

I know that they cannot finish all stuff without me but I say

" Beta akele akele."

I know that they will share everything with me but I say

" Arey mujhe bhi batao na yar."

I know that they are with me in every probliem but I say

" Tunn na hojana end time pe."

I know its impossible to live without them but I say

" Ainda baat mat karna."

Dedicated to all my lovely Friends.

Girl Message

All the girls who die for a zero figure.. Remember,

" Real men go for curves...

Only Dogs go for bones.." :D

Funny Message

Kid's dad joined face book.

Kid status update :

" Dad on fb !! WTF !!

Dad asked him what is WTF.?

Kid replied :
Welcome to Face Book.. ;-p

Dad " Likes " the status. :D

Funny Message

Girl to Rajnikanth :

" Ek chutki sindoor ki qeemat tum kya jano Rajni babu..!!"

Rajnikanth replies :

" 0.0000142857253968 Rs./gm "

MIND IT :)

Love Message

Ussey main Dil mein rakh leta,

agar hota ye bas mein mere.. !!

Ussey sab dekhte hain,

mujhse ye dekha nahi jata..!!

Morning Message

Salam Ji !!

You still in the bed

Very bad :-(

Or

Having tea without me

Very sad :-(

If smiling at my sms

Then i am really glad :-)

So keep smiling &

Good Morning.

Islamic Message

May Allah Guide us,

Forgive us,

Blessed us with Happiness,

Success,

Prosperity

and

Healthy Life with all Loved ones.

And over all test for us..

Aameen..!!

Naughty Message

Wife : Aj main towel mein thi aur apke friend aagaye..

Husband : Phir tumne kya kiya ?

Wife : Kya karti, mene towel upar karke ghungat bana diya.. !!

Sorry Message

Sochti hoon jo pal zinda hoon,

maang loon maafi sab se.

Ay Dost !!

Na jane marne ke baad koi maaf kare ya na kare.

Special sorry from me to all.

Funny Message

Define Tension, Terror, Horror & Tragedy .

Tension : When wife is pregnant.

Terror : When girlfriend is pregnant.

Horror : When both are pregnant.

Tragedy : When both are in same hospital..!! :D

LOL

Murphy Law's Message

Murphy Laws

LAW OF TELEPHONE :

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

LAW OF WORKSHOP :

Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessible corner.

LAW OF TRAFFIC :

If you change lane, the one you were in will start moving faster.

LAW OF ENCOUNTER : 

Probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT :

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Believe Message

A bird sitting on branch of a tree is not afraid by the shaking branch.

Because the bird trusts not branch but her wings.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF..

Sunday Message

Ishq hai to izhar bhi hona chahye.

Admi ko ek din beemar bhi hona chahye.

Apni yaadon se kehdo ke 1 din ki chutti de dein.

Aakhir ishq mein Itwaar bhi hona chahye.....!!

HAPPY SUNDAY :)

Morning Message

/),,/)

( ';' )

(,,) (,,)

Pyari pyari sweet si subha ka pyara sa Salam.

ASSALAM O ALAIKUM

G('.' )( '.')D

MORNING.

Shame Message

Sawal

" Sharam kiya hai ?"

Answer : Sharam us cheez ka nam hai jo apko aajaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe..

Thank you... :D

Passion Message

Jazbe sache hon to har khushi mil hi jati hai,

Mohsin ..!

" Allah " khud hi sun leta hai khamosh dilon ki iltija.

Friendship Messgae

Teri dosti mein deewane hogaye,

Tujhe apna banate banate begane hogaye,

Pukaar ley 1 bar pyar se mere

Dost,

" Kawwey " ki awaz sune zamane hogaye. :D

Fish Kabab

Fish Kabab

Ingredients

Fish ka qeema - 1/2 kg

Laal mirch - 2 tsp

Dhaniya, Hari mirch & Podina - 1 Pao

Paneer - 1/2 pao

Garam masala - 2 tsp

Salt - To taste

Eggs - 2

Preparation

Qeemey ko namkeen pani mein boil karen.

Phir ismein eggs ke ilawa tamam ashiya mila ke kabab bana lein.

Kabab ko eggs mein dip karke fry karlein.

Almond Milk Shake

Almond milk shake

2kg milk mein hasbe zarurat sugar daal ke pakain ke milk 1 kg reh jaye.

Phir usme 150gm almonds bareek pees ke mila dein.

Thanda karne ke baad usse blender mein blend karein.

Glasses mein nikaal kar uske upar ice cream aur rose water ke chand katre daal kar paish karen.

Skin Whitening

For skin whitening.

Grate 1 tomato & mix with 2-3 drops of lemon juice & few drops of rose water. 

Apply on face & neck.

Rinse after 15 minutes.

Repeat on alternate days for best results.

Recipe

Chicken Nuggets

Ingredients

Chicken boti(Boneless) - 1/2 kg

Maida(all purposed flour) - 1/2 cup

Sufaid mirch pisi hui - 1 tbsp

Corn flour - 2 tbsp

Chicken cube mila hua maida - 1 tbsp

Eggs - 2

Bread ka choora - 250 gram

Oil - As needed

Salt - To taste

Preparation

Oil and bread ke choore ke siwaye tamam ashiya chicken mein mila kar 1/2 Hour ke liye rakhein.

Chicken pe bread ka choora laga ke fry karein.

Funny Definition Message

Funny Definitions.

Compromise : Art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Tears : Hydraulic force by which means masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

Conference : The confusion of 1 man multiplied by number present.

Experience : The name people give to their mistakes.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from eiffel tower says in midway," See i am not injured yet."

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence later. :)

Sardar Message

Sardar : Kal raat ko party vich mene ek larki ko Rape se bachaya.

Dost : Wah bhai,

par kaise ?

Sardar : Self control

yar

self control. :D

Islamic Message

HAJR-E-ASWAD

Ye pathar Khaana Ka'aba mein laga hua hai. Ye jannat se zameen par utara gaya tha.

Is ki 2 hairat angaiz khoobian hain.

1- Hajr-e-Aswad pani mein kabhi nahi doobta.

2- Hajr-e-Aswad ko aag par jitna bhi garam kiya jaye ye phir bhi bilkul thanda rehta hai..

Goodnight Message

Yun khali palkein jhuka dene se neend nahi ati

WASI !!

Sotey wohi log hain jin ke liye koi jaag raha ho...

Good Night

Bollywood Message

Titanic Bollywood Script

In the end,

ShahRukh Khan doesn't die & reaches on land.

Swimming across Ocean with Kajol's hand in one hand & pulling Titanic with other hand X-D

True Message

Kon rakhe ga hamein Yaad is Dor-e-Muflisi mein,

" Dost "

Halaat aise hain ke logon ko Khuda yaad nahi.

Sardar Message

Sardar thought LOL meants " lOTS OF lOVE."

So, he sent it in the following text to his Girlfriend...

" Sorry to hear about your Mother's death...LOL." 

:-D

Boy Girl Message

Aisi kon si chez hai ke jo larki sirf pehenti hai.

Aur larka khata bhi hai aur pehenta bhi hai.

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CHAPPAL :D

True Message

Jugnu ki roshni Qudrat ka hairat angaiz Mojza hai.

Kyun ke,

Har qisam ki roshni garam hoti hai,

Jab ke Jugnu ki roshni thandi hoti hai.

Insan itni taraqqi ke bavajood aisi thandi roshni paida nahi kar saka.

" To tum apne Rab ki kon kon si naimaton ko jhut laoge."

Love Message

Uske honton ko dekha to mere dil mein khayal aya,

" Mohsin "

Woh lafz kitne 'Nasheeley' honge jo inhein chu kar guzarte hain..!!

Funny Message

Duniya mein 2 log bohot khoobsurat aur haseen hain.

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1- Me

Aur

Aur

Dosere Tumhare

Behnoi B-)

Qasam se yaar, Lash hain ..!! ;p

Dream of A Girl Message

The dream of every girl is not meeting the perfect guy...

But...

To EAT

Whatever she wants...

Without getting fat..

Pray Message

Meri aarzu hai tujhko mile hamsafar koi aisa,

Tere fasley samete tujhe dhoop se bachaye,

Ye udasion ki shamein jo guzar sakein na tanha,

Tere paas ake bethe tujhe rote se hasaye,

Kabhi bhool kar bhi tujhko koi yaad aana chahe,

Tujhe itna pyar de ke tujhe yaad kuch na aye.

Aameen.

Boy Girl Message

Boy : Dress bohot acha hai.

Girl Thanks.

Boy : Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl : Thanks.

Boy : Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl : Thanks Bhai Jaan.

Boy : Phir bhi Manhoos lag rahi ho..

Heart Touching Messgae

Heart Touching Line

By a Poor Child...

" I saw many shirts opposite home's window

But

I saw many windows in my shirts."

Help Poor.

Words Message

What are the most powerful 3 word other than I LOVE YOU ?

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" Result Aa Gayaa "

Ye 3 words ek pal mein ek hanste khelte insan ki duniya ujaar sakte hain..!! :D

Hurt Message

Sometimes little things hurts :(

• No reply from your loved ones.
• Ignorance of class teacher.
• Laughing of friends at you.
• Shouting of big brother.
• When your best friend busy with another friend.
• When your sister tells your secrets to Mom.
• When little brother don't give you chips that he brought at home.

Simply, But True.

Heart is very soft,

It can easily be punched.

Law Message

Law Professor asked the student : 

What is the most important Law of Finance for starting a new business ?

Student replied :

" Father In Law."

Love Message

Hazaar chehron mein " Tumhari "

mushahbatein mili mujh ko,

Par dil ki zid hai agar " Tum " nahi to

" Tum " jesa bhi nahi.

Harsh Message

Harsh Reality

Never assume that someone likes you by their sweetness...

Sometimes You are just an option 

when they are Bored.. :(

Life Message

We always feel that Life of others is Better than us..!!

But,

We always forget that we are also "OTHERS" for someone else..!!

True Message

Bura hoon bhala hoon tera hi banda hoon..

Ya rab !!

Paida hote hi Kalma suna tha,

marte waqt bhi naseeb karna.

Aameen

Summa Aameen.

Love But Sad Messgae

Nahi hota kabhi jo rabta usse mera

WASI..!!

Main khud mein doob jata hoon,wo mujh ko, mujhme milta hai.

Funny Message

Agar wo sochta hai hum us ke bina jee na painge,

Dard mein umar bhar aansu bahayenge,

To uski aisi ki taisi ;p

Hum usse bhi lush bacha patayenge.. :)

Cockroach Message

Seeing a cockroach on your bed is nothing actually.

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The real problem starts when it Disappears. :D

Kahan gaya?

Kahan gaya?

O.0

Unmarried Message

It is well known saying that..

" Jo hanse.. Unke ghar basey."

But.. The question is..

" Ghar basne ke baad kitne hanse.?"

So, enjoy Unmarried Life. !! :D

Husband Message

Husband's Diary.

" Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse & I love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps into the car & returns back to her Father's home." :)

Doctor Message

Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tum ko road se door chalna chahye tha na..

Patient : Konsa road? Bhai main to park mein leta hua tha. :D

Funny Message

Studies se 90 % of women don't like men in pink T-shirts.

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Ironically, 90 % of men in pink T-shirts don't like women either.. ;p

Islamic Message

Best Information.

Q1- Kon si bejaan cheez hai jisne Khane Kaaba ka tawaf kiya ?

Ans- Hazrat Nooh Alaihe Salam ki kashti.

Q2- Konse 3 pani hain jin ko khare ho kar peena chahiye ?

Ans- Zamzam, Buzurgon ka jhoota aur wazu ka bacha hua.

Q3- Konse 4 jandar hain jo bina maa ke paida hue ?

Hazrat Adam Alaihe Salam,

Bibi Hawwa Razi Allah Taalah Anha,

Hazrat Saleh Alaihe Salam ki Ontni

aur

Hazrat Ibraheem Alaihe Salam wala Dumba.

Q4- Wo konsi zameen hai jisko ek bar dekha gaya hai ab qayamat tak nahi dekha jaye ga ?

Ans- Darya-e-Neel ki zameen..

Morning Message

" Dua-e-Subha"

Ay Allah paak !

Ye subha aur ane wali har subha hum sab ke liye Hidayat ka noor aur

"Deen-o-Duniya" ki salamti ka pegham le kar aye.

Aameen..

* Subha Bakhair *

Addiction Message

Height Of Addiction..!!

Just before hanging,Judge asked the prisoner :
" Any last wish?"

Prisoner : "Yes."

I want to update my Face Book status as DEAD." :-D

Love Message

Lovely Answer.

Girl : If your mom and me were to fall in the water, who would you save.?

Boy : I'd jump into the water,

save my mom

and Die with You.