Husband-Wife Message

A husband comes home from

prayers

He greets his wife & lifts her

up, he then carries her around

the house with a beaming smile.

Wife is so surprised & she

asks : Did the maulvi sahab

preach about being romantic

today ?

Husband says : No, he said. We

must carry our burdens & sorrows

with a smile..

Funny Message

Out Class Ghazal... :D

Aaj apni mohabbat ko naya

morr diya usne,

Paas bula ke chal be nikal

bol diya usne.

Pehle hansta tha main mun

khol ke,

Ab to agey wala hi daant torr

diya usne.

Usne sargoshi ka kaha main

betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to maror

diya usne.

Sardian aain to laya keeno

mere liye,

Keeno kha ke chilka ankhon

mein nichor diya usne.

Bewafai ki hadd bhi dikha di

ek din usne Zalim !!

Milne ghar gaya to peeche

kutta chor diya usne.. ;p

Parents-My Home Message

My Parents say its not your

house. You have to get married

one day.

But...

When its time to clean !!

It magically becomes my

house and mom says:

" You live in a house,

not a Hotel."

Strange... ;p :(

Funny Message

Hum gaye the unke ghar,

kehna tha dil se dil mila

lo...

Magar jab uske papa ne 

khola darwaza to

Hum ghabra ke bole :

" Uncle pani araha hai

motor chala lo." ;p :D

Fact Of Life Message

No matter how big your

house is or how fleshy

your car or who designs 

your clothes,

Our graves will still be

the same......!!!!!!!

Boy-Girl Message

Boy : marry me.

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No.

Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No.

Girl : How much is your salary ?

Boy : No salary. But...

Girl : No but, you have nothing.

How can I marry you ?

Leave please...!!!

Boy : ( Talk to himself) : I have 1

villa, 3 property land,

3 ferrari,

2 porsche...

Why I still need to buy

BMW ? How can I get the salary

when actually I am the Boss...

Moral :

Girls, be patient & listen to

what the guy have to say... :D

Funny Message

Hujoom itna ho

tere ghar mein

Khushiyon ka,

Ae Dost...!!!

Ke tujhe toilet

jana ho aur

rasta na mile.

Dhinka chika

dhinka chika

dhinka chika. :D

Prophet Message

Hazrat Moosa Alaihi Salam ne Allah Paak

se sawal kiya,

Jab Tum khush hote ho

to kya karte ho ?

To Allah Paak ne kaha ke :

1- Jab khush hota hun to

barish barsata hun.

2- Jab bohot khush hota hun to

beti paida karta hun.

3- Jab bohot ziada khush hota hun to

logon ke ghar mehman bhejta hun.

Need Message

I don't need a Prado.

I don't need a bungalow.

I don't need servants.

I don't need branded clothes.

I don't need 5 star hotel food.

I just need a Life partner,

.

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.

Who can provide me all this.. :D

Funny Message

Bari koshishon ke baad pehli

baar hamare ghar wo ai thi,

Dost !!

Ammi bolin...

Jaa beta, behen ke liye

samose le aa..

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Dekh yaar ammi ke kaam..

Pathan Message

Pathan ki beti : Abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga . . .

Agle din wo ladki bhaag gai.

Pathan : Beti ne kaam to acha nahi kiya,

Par thi wo najoomi..

Husband-Wife Message

Husband in susral :
Begum I want to kiss you..

Wife : Abbu ka ghar hai mujhe sharam ati hai.

Husband : To mere baap ke ghar ko tu ne beghairati ka adda samjha hua hai ?

:D