Love Message

Love does not need 

powerful eyes, cute voice

and lovely face.

It always needs a beautiful

responsible heart with

affection forever. :)

Hands Message

My hands never pain typing

message for you. Because...

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I always sent forward

messages :)

Don't be emotional :D

Lesson Message

The perfect Lesson which I

got from Life :

" Don't be too Honest in this

World...

Because straight tress are

always chosen first

for cutting."

Teacher Message

Teacher : Hasan, give me a

sentence starting with " I ".

Hasan : I is...

Teacher : No, always say " I am."

Hasan : Alright, " I am the

ninth letter of the alphabet."

Moral : Hamesha efficiency nahi jhaarni

chahye, kabhi kabhi students ki bhi

sun leni chahye.

Bye Message

" Bye "

aik chota sa lafz hai

Jo bohot takleef deta hai.

Ehsas dilata hai ke jis ke sath

ap hain kya pata phir kabhi

na hon.

Isliye kabhi Bye na kahein.

Hamesha kahein...

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" Chal Nikal." :D

Funny Right Message

Beautiful great lines :

Agar logon ko tumse koi masla

hai...

To hamesha yaad rakho ke ye

unka masla hai, tumhara

nahi.

Just Relax ;p

World Message

" Don't expect the

circumstances to be always

in your favor.

Because,

this world has not been

created for you alone."

Truth Message

" Truth is always like

oil in water.

No matter how much

of water you add,

it always floats on top."

Night Message

Raat ki tanhai mein unko

awaz diya karte hain,

Raat mein sitaron se unka

zikar kiya karte hain,

Woh ayen ya na ayen hamare

khwabon mein,

Hum to bas unhi ka intezar

kiya karte hain...

Good Night

New Generation Message

Dada : Subha sawere utha karo,

iske bohot faide hain. Dekho

jo chiryan subha sawere uthti

hain unko keere makore khane

ko mil jate hain.

Pota : Aur jo keere makore

subha sawere uthte hain

unko jaldi uthne ki saza bhi

to milti hai. ;p :D

Naya Jazba

Naye Soch...

Funny Message

In 1975, Spiderman, Batman

& Superman were flying

across India & suddenly

they died.

How ??

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Na beta na,

Har cheez ka answer

Rajnikanth nahi hota...

Yaad hai,

Sholay mein Gabbar ne

3 goliyan hawa mein chalai

thi...!!! :D

Friendship Message

Dosti hamesha rahe ye

Dua kijiye ga,

Hai takaza wafa ka

Wafa kijiye ga,

Aur to kuch nahi mangte

hum apse,

Jab uthao hath to hamare

liye nhi Dua kijiye ga.

Funny Message

Beauty is not judged by your

clothes or your appearance...

Its is judged by your

inner beauty...!!!  So...

Always wear

designer Undergarments..!! :D ;p

Wish Message

Koshish kijiye ke zindagi mein wo

insan apko hamesha

muskurata hua mile...!!!

Jisey,

Aap roz ainey mein dekhte

ho...!!!

It's my wish for you,specially....

Funny Sleeping Tip message

Sleeping Tip :

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Macharon se bachne ke

liye hamesha bed ke neeche soyen.

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Machar apko bed pe hi

dhondte rahein ge.

Funny Message

A short walk is so difficult

when no one walks with you...

But...

A long Journey is just like

a few steps when...

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A street dog is running behind

you... :D ;p

Hamesha emotional sms na

expect kiya karo. :)

Supplication Message

Raabton ki duniya hai,

Raabton se rishte hain...

Chahaton ke ye sangam,

Khushiyon ke ye angan,

Dosti ke ye bandhan,

Hum ko yaad ainge,

Ane wale saalon mein,

Kiske sang hasna hai,

Kiske sang rona hai,

Kab ye apne bas mein hai,

Par asmaan ki janib,

Phaile hath kehte hain...

Dil se dil ka har rishta

motbar dua se hai...

Duaon mein base logon,

Jahan bhi raho,

Sada khush raho...

Girls Message

" 7 Types of Girls."

1- Hard Disk Girls :

Remember everything forever.

2- Ram Girls :

Forgets about you the moment

you turn her off.

3- Screensaver Girls :

Just for looking.

4- Internet Girls :

Difficult to access.

5- Server Girls :

Always busy when needed.

6- Multimedia Girls :

Makes horrible things

looks beautiful.

7- Virus :
These types of girls are

normally called " Wife."

Once enters in your system

don't leave even after format..:D

Trust Message

Allah pe hamesha bharosa

rakho,

Kyun ke...

Allah wo nahi deta jo apko

acha lagta hai,

Balke Allah wo deta hai

jo apke liye acha hota hai...

Memories Message

" Din beet jate hain suhani

yaadein bankar."

" Batein reh jati hain kahani

bankar."

" Par Dost to hamesha yaad

rehte hain,

Kabhi muskaan to kabhi

ankhon ka pani bankar."