Friendship Yummy Message

Love you lots like jelly tots, and

even more than vodka shots.

You are yummier than the

cakes you munch,

And gummier than caramel

crunch.

Chocolate fudge with

pineapple cream,

You are such a variety in

jelly beans.

I am your friend till the end,

So pass this on to your

rocking friends.

Love You All :)

Math But Funny Message

Math is the only place where

I hear people doing ridiculous 

things.

For example :

John had 30 chocolate bars,

he ate 23 what does he have now ?

Diabetes Maybe !! ;p