Student Message

What is the most proudest

moment in a student's Life ?

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Sitting in the exam hall

and asking:

" Saalo meri answer sheet

 kiske pas hai wapis dedo." ;p

Question Message

A question asked in a Talent Test :

If you are married to 1 of

the twin sisters, how would

you recognize your Wife ?

The best answer :

Why the hell should I recognize ? 

=p

KBC Message

On the set of KBC...

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1

crore question. He uses 

phone a friend Lifeline and

chooses his girlfriend to ask

the answer.

Amitabh : Hey ! You have got 30

seconds to answer and your

time starts now.

Boy reads out the question

and options.

Girl : Mil gaya time tumhein

phone karne ka,

mujhe tumse koi baat nahi

karni, bye !! ;p :D

Question Message

Q : What would be the most

Romantic Horrible scene ?

Ans : A guy is enjoying french

kiss with her girlfriend and

suddenly she Vomits !! :D

Funny Message

Question of the Year !

Students raat ko kyun parhte

hain ?

Answer :

Kyun ke din mein to dhoop

parhti hai.

(",)

<))>

_/?_

Oh my God ! I am so

Genius ! ;p :D

Challenge Message

Do you have a Lover ?

If your answer is " Yes "

then close your eyes & think

about your Lover for a second.

Now close the message and press

00# on screen. Then see what your

mobile says. :)

Funny Message

Himmat hai to

Answer do !

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What's your Facebook

password...???

:D

Funny Answer Message

Q : How to kill an ant ?

Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Student : Mix chili powder

with sugar & keep it outside

the ant's hole.

After eating, ant will search

for some water near a water

tank.

Push ant into it. Now ant will go

to dry itself near fire.

When it reaches fire, put a bomb

into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant in

ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from

its mouth and kill the ant.

Moral : Don't play with students,

they can do anything for

15 marks. :)

Funny Message

In 1975, Spiderman, Batman

& Superman were flying

across India & suddenly

they died.

How ??

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Na beta na,

Har cheez ka answer

Rajnikanth nahi hota...

Yaad hai,

Sholay mein Gabbar ne

3 goliyan hawa mein chalai

thi...!!! :D

Girls Message

Girls are over Imaginative.

A boy sends a text :

Hey !

Girl(To herself): OMG !!

He just text me. I wonder what

he wants. Maybe he just wants to

talk. Or maybe he's mad at me,

but all he said was hey. I should

just answer him, don't want to

keep him waiting. Well maybe

I'll wait another 3 minutes so he

thinks i am busy. No, that's so

obvious. Could this mean he's

into me? Or is he just bored ?

Either way is fine, I mean I don't

care if he likes me back.Who said

tat I even liked him ? Huh... I am

gonna text back now. Should I reply Hi

or Hey ? Hey with 3 Y's ? No that's

stupid. 2 Y's work. He wont know if

I did it on purpose or if it was

accidental. Ok !! I got this.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl : Heyy !!!!

Boy : Sister, plz mark my

attendance at uni... ;p :D

Mosquito Message

Q : Why there are different

types of blood groups ??

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A : So, the mosquitoes can

enjoy different flavors. :))

Funny Message

Question : Why do women

live longer than men ?

Answer : Shopping never

causes Heart attacks.

But,

Paying the bill does... :D

Cinderella Message

Can anyone give the answer

of this question........

If Cinderella's shoe fits

perfectly, then why did it

fall off ? :D ;p

Funny Electricity Message

Wikipedia : Enter a word...

I have pages to tell.!

Google : Enter a query...

I have unlimited ways to

answer.!

Internet : Without me, you

both are nothing.!

Computer : Without me, you

all are useless.!

Electricity : Kon bola....Idhar

beth kar ? ;p :D 

Funny Crazy Message

Yaar tumse pochna tha ke agar hum

quadratic formula use karte hue

zero ko equivalent lein aur variable

ka square root nikaal ke usko

integrate karein to jo answer aye usko

placed equation mein put kar ke

evaluate karen and constant ko

neglect karke uska inverse nikaal

ke graph paper par plot karen to

kya us paper ka jahaaz ban

jayega ? =P

Islamic Message

Assalam O Alaikum

Wo konsa pani hai jo Qayamat

ke roz nekiyon ke palre mein

rakha jaye ga ?

Answer : Wazu ka istemaal shuda

pani.

Lover Message

Fantastic answer to your Lover

for, " Why didn't you receive 

my call ?"

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I was dancing at

my Ringtone... :D

Stress Test Message

Try out this stress test. Pause

after every question & answer

it in your mind... Don't cheat.

1- What does ECG mean ?

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Electrocardiography.

2- What does EMG mean ?

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Electromyography.

3- What does EEG mean ?

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Electroencephalography.

4- What does EGG mean ?

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Its a small, white, oval shaped

thing that a hen or a bird lays !

If you failed this question, you

are stressed !!

Chill out :)

Mother-Daughter Message

When I call my Mother,

and she doesn't answer

its not a big deal.

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When she call me and I don't

answer its like World War III

;p

Alphabet Message

Which is the 27th letter of 

English alphabets ?

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Are you looking for answer ?

Very Good

Which school beta ? :D