Student Message

What is the most proudest

moment in a student's Life ?

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Sitting in the exam hall

and asking:

" Saalo meri answer sheet

 kiske pas hai wapis dedo." ;p

Pathan Message

Sabzi wala sabzi par paani

chidak raha tha,

kaafi dair hogai tab aik

pathan ghusse se bola :

Bhai sahab ! Agar bhindi ko

hosh aa gaya ho to aik kilo

de do. ;p

Proposal Message

Cutest proposal by a nursery

class.

Boy : Kya tu meleko apna

addresh degi ?

Girl : Pal thun ?

Boy : Aik din balaat lete

aunda na...!!! :)

Teacher Message

Teacher : Hasan, give me a

sentence starting with " I ".

Hasan : I is...

Teacher : No, always say " I am."

Hasan : Alright, " I am the

ninth letter of the alphabet."

Moral : Hamesha efficiency nahi jhaarni

chahye, kabhi kabhi students ki bhi

sun leni chahye.

Police Message

Police : Double sawari par pabandi

hai aur tum 4 beth ke ja rahe ho ?

Student pareshani se peeche

dekhte hue :

:-O

"Oyeee ! Paanchwa kahan gira diya ?

Usne hi to treat deni thi." :D ;p

Google Message

A husband was searching

these words on Google :

" How to handle a Wife."

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Google search result :

" Maar tali, We are also

searching." :D ;p

Islamic Message

Dajjal's Fitna is known to be

the greatest Fitna of all times.

Dajjal will give entrance with

the killing of thousands of

Muslims across the globe.

Our beloved Prophet

Muhammed ( P.B.U.H.)

has given us a shield against

Dajjal. And that shield is

Surah Kahaf, those who recite

this Surah on Friday,

will be protected against Dajjal.

Adult Message

Adult sms

Only who are 18+, read this sms

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Please next election mein vote kisi

insaan ke bache ko dena.

Thanks :D

Google Message

Dear Google

Please stop behaving like a

Husband. Kindly let me complete

my sentence before you

give suggestions. ;p

Sir-Student Message

Sir : samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.

Student : Mujhe ?

Sir : Samajh na ! tere baap ka

kya jata hai.

Usme se 5 wapis le liye

to tere pas kitne bache ?

Student : 20.

Sir : Kaise ?

Student : Samajh na ! Tere baap ka

kya jata hai. ;p :) ;) :D

Pathan Message

Pathan ne amrood liya to 

usme keera nikla.

Pathan : Ismein to keera nikla hai.

Amrood wala : Ye qismat ki baat hai,

kya pata agli baar motorcycle

nikal aye.

Pathan : 2 kilo aur do. :D

Love And Hate Message

Nafrat ko hazaar moqe do ke

wo mohabbat ban jaye.

Lekin...!!!

Mohabbat ko aik bhi moqa na

do ke wo nafrat ban jaye.

Love Message

Zarori to nahi jo khushi de usi

se mohabbat ho......

Pyar to aksar Dil

torne walon se bhi

ho jata hai.......

Jealous Stupid message

Meri yaad mein pagal log 

mujhe phone karte hain...

Mujhe chahne wale mujhe

miss call dete hain...

Mere deewane mujhe

SMS karte hain...

Aur,

Jo kuch nahi karte ,

wo mujhse jalte hain. :D

Pathan message

Police : Tumhari biwi kaise mari ?

Pathan : Sahab pata nahi.

Wo boli :

" Mere pait mein chuhe dor

rahe hain kuch khila do."

To mene usay

chuhey marne ki dawa

khila di.! :D

Happy Birthday Message

Every Sunset

reduces 1 day from Life !!

But,

Every Sunshine

Give 1 more day to Hope !!

so,

Hope for the Best.

" Happy Birthday."

Cinderella Message

Can anyone give the answer

of this question........

If Cinderella's shoe fits

perfectly, then why did it

fall off ? :D ;p

Trust Message

Allah pe hamesha bharosa

rakho,

Kyun ke...

Allah wo nahi deta jo apko

acha lagta hai,

Balke Allah wo deta hai

jo apke liye acha hota hai...

Funny Stupid Message

Ghazal likh raha hun dosto.

Arz hai...

Usey na thi mere pyar ki

khabar

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Usey na thi mere pyar ki

khabar

Ghazal ghalat hogai

rubber do rubber. :D

Eid Funny Message

Salam Dua to chalti rahe gi

Ae Dost..!!

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Pehle ye batao ke Eid ka gift

tum dene aoge ya main khud

lene aun .. ? :-)