College Message

College ke peeche naddi mein 

Principle doop raha tha.

Pappu ne dekha aur zor zor

se chilate hue bhaga,

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Kal chutti hai

Kal chutti hai ! ;p

Funny Message

A short walk is so difficult

when no one walks with you...

But...

A long Journey is just like

a few steps when...

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A street dog is running behind

you... :D ;p

Hamesha emotional sms na

expect kiya karo. :)

Pathan message

Police : Tumhari biwi kaise mari ?

Pathan : Sahab pata nahi.

Wo boli :

" Mere pait mein chuhe dor

rahe hain kuch khila do."

To mene usay

chuhey marne ki dawa

khila di.! :D