Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost

usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status

to single kardun." ;p

Teacher Message

Teacher ki Badmashi

Teacher : Beta, tumhare test ka

result agaya hai. Kal apne

parents ko school lekar arahe

ho ya facebook pe tag kar ke

sab ko dikhadun ? :D

Animals Message

If animals have FB, these are

most likely to be their status

updates...

Cockroach : Managed to skip

from someone's foot step. Man,

I lead a dangerous Lifestyle ! ;p

Cat : My 7th child is asking

who is her dad. What shall I tell

her ? I don't even remember ! :D

Mosquito : I am HIV positive, this

is all due to wrong sucking !! ;/

Chicken : if tomorrow i am not

updating my status, means I am

being served at KFC. Love you

all <3.

Octopus : I have just refilled

my ink... Hurrey !! ^_^

Pig : Oh gosh they throw the

gossip that i am spreading

flu... WTF !! :X

Goat : Friends, don't go out.

Eid holiday is coming. :'(

Pig writes a comment on goat's

status : Luckily I am Haram.

| 4 Likes |

Goat replies : Don't you remember

that after Eid, the Chinese

new year ?

| 1000 Likes | :D :p

Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am

extremely sorry to say, but your

wife has been involved in a fatal

car crash and we would like you to

come with us so you can identify

the dead body.

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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy

right now. Can't you take a photo

and tag me on Facebook. If its

her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Facebook Message

Na cheeno mere mulk ke

naujawano se Facebook

ki service,

Faraz.

Aik yehi to book hai jo wo

dil laga kar parhte hain.

Facebook Message

Height of FB update :

Suhaag raat hai,

ghungat utha raha hon main :D

( Via iPhone 1 mint ago ) ;p

Facebook Message

Boy to Moon :

Why my girlfriend Loves rose

which dies in a day & doesn't

Love me when I die for her

everyday ?

Moon : chaa gaya jani,

Facebook ki wall pe likh de

bohot comments ainge. :D

Facebook Message

If Facebook gets banned, You

will see people roaming on

the streets with there pictures

in there hands, crying and

screaming...

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Do you like this picture,

Do you ? :D ;p

Giggling Bites Message

In the past,

when you were angry with

someone...

You argue with them.

Now...

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You just delete them

from Facebook. ;p

Funny Message

Himmat hai to

Answer do !

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What's your Facebook

password...???

:D

Test Message

Driving Test : What will

you do at a red light ?

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Girl : I usually respond to

texts, check my mails and see

the updates on facebook. ;p

Sholay Film Dialogue Message

Old Dharmendar to

Modern Basanti.

Dharmendar :

Basanti, in kutton ke

samne mat naachna.

Basanti : Excuse me. Who

the hell are you to order

me like this ?

You stupid guy using

abusive language. You

bloody fool. Hanging 

along with the rusty chain

with so obnoxious smell 

coming from your body.

Keep your mouth shut, Nonsense !

Hey Gabbar ! Play the music.

Hey Samba ! Record my

video & do tag me on

" Facebook."

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Which book has helped

you most in your Life ?

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Student : My Father's Cheque book... :)

Har jagah facebook nahi chalti.

Facebook Message

Newton's Law about

Facebook :)

Behind every successful

status update, there is a

Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V :D

Facebook Message

A student's facebook status

during class :

" I am online from class."

Comment from his teacher :

" Beta test mein zero mila hai.

Aakar dekhe ga ya tag karun?"

:D

Facebook Message

A pretty girl 18 years Old,

Having two Fathers,

Three Mothers, 

15 Brothers,

17 Sisters,

7 Children

and

she was married 6 times

and

she is still a Virgin !!

What's her secret ?

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With Facebook,

Anything is possible. :D;p

Facebook Message

Boy : Dude, my ex-girlfriend's

status on facebook says :

" Standing on the edge of

a bridge."

Friend : So, did you comment ?

Boy : No !!

I just poked her. :D

Facebook Message

Similarity between Facebook

and Jail.

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In both the cases you sit and

waste time and write on walls.

;p

Facebook Funny Message

Maulvi sahab was online on facebook.

Aadmi : Maulvi sahab, kal mere bete ne

cigarette pi aur jab mene usse mara

to usne meri shirt phaar di.

Maulvi Sahab : Lolz... ;p

Facebook Message

Facebook Fever :

Once a guy updated his

status,

" I am gonna sleep on

terrace tonight..."

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After sometime,

17 mosquitoes liked his status ;p