Sprite Message

Apni girlfriend ke samne dosri

larkiyon ko kaise dekhein ?

Boy : Tumne us larki ko

dekha,,, wo kapre usko

bilkul suit nahi karte.

Girl slaps him by saying :

Saale, Tu to chahta hai

ke larkian kapre hi na pehnein.

Moral : Larki ne pehle hi

Sprite pi li thi.

Pathan Message

1 pathan aaina dekh ke

sochne laga,

Yar isko kahin dekha hai.

Thodi dair sochne ke baad

" O teri khair."

Ye to wohi hai

jo mere sath us din baal

katwa raha tha. :D

Toilet Message

Best lines written on the

Toilet wall...

" Treat me well and keep me clean,

I'll not tell anyone

what I have seen." :D