Officer Message

Officer to drunk guy :

How high are you ?

Drunk guy : No officer, its :

" Hi ! How are you ?" ;p :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Hi !

Boy : Hey :)

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you there ?

Boy : Yes, yes, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you ignoring me

or what ?? :S

Boy : No no, honest, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Its over... Don't you ever

talk to me again...!!! :@

Boy : Damn !! Go to hell !! :@

* Message sent.*

o.O

Funny Old Saying Message

Purani kahawat hai ke Dost

kitne hi nikamme hojayen,

Dua Salam rakhni chahye.

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Mene kaha janab

Assalam O Alaikum :)