Attachment Message

When attachment dies in a 

relationship...

Formalities are born !!

And when formalities are born,

nothing remains in the

relationship.

Keep your relations free

from Formal ways !!

Life Message

Life mein chahe kitna bhi dukh

miley,

gham miley,

apne aansu behne dena,

rokna mat.

Kyun ke...

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Ruke hue pani mein

Dengue machar paida

hote hain...!!! =D

Student's Answer Funny Message

Brilliant answers by student

who got 0 %

Q- In which battle did Tipu

Sultan died ?

A- His last Battle.

Q- How do you stop

acid indigestion ?

A- Stop drinking acid.

Q- Where was the declaration

of Independence signed ?

A- At the bottom of the page.

Q- What's the main reason

for Divorce ?

A- Marriage !

Q- Ganga flows in which

state ?

A- Liquid state.

Q- When was M.A. Jinnah

born ?

A- On his birthday. :D

Baby Funny Message

A baby was born laughing

really hard with its fist tightly

closed. The confused doctor 

unfolded its tiny finger and found

a birth control pill.! ;p :D

Prophet Message

Hazrat Moosa Alaihi Salam ne Allah Paak

se sawal kiya,

Jab Tum khush hote ho

to kya karte ho ?

To Allah Paak ne kaha ke :

1- Jab khush hota hun to

barish barsata hun.

2- Jab bohot khush hota hun to

beti paida karta hun.

3- Jab bohot ziada khush hota hun to

logon ke ghar mehman bhejta hun.

Practice Message

Practice makes man perfect...

Then what about a woman ??

Any Guesses ??

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She is born Perfect .. :)

Baby Born Message

Its a fact that when a baby is born,

doctors slap its face to make it start breathing.

There are exceptional cases like you.

When you were born,

doctor slapped himself..!! :p

=D