Studying Message

When I was studying, my mom

was calling me !

But I didn't respond !

I was so deeply involved in

studies but she called me

again & again !

Finally, I shouted ! Please leave

me ! I want to study ! I want to

Study...!!!

Suddenly ! My mom came &

slapped me on face & yelled :

" Idiot !! Stop dreaming...

Wake up and study...!!! "

;p :D

Funny Bus Message

Lo jee bhalai ka to zamana hi

nahi hai...

1 bus mein 1 aunty khari thin,

1 bache ne kaha ap meri

jagah pe beth jayen,

Aunty ne usey zor se thappar

maar diya.

Kyun ?

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Kyun ke...

Bacha apne abbu ki goud 

mein betha tha. :D

Dad-Son Message

Son : Sir ne mujhe mara.

Dad : Kyun ?

Son : Sir ne poch 2x3= ?

Mene kaha 6. Phir unhon

ne pocha

3x2= ?

Dad : Abey ullu ke pathe 1 hi to baat hai.

Son : Mene bhi theek aise hi kaha tha.

Facebook Funny Message

Maulvi sahab was online on facebook.

Aadmi : Maulvi sahab, kal mere bete ne

cigarette pi aur jab mene usse mara

to usne meri shirt phaar di.

Maulvi Sahab : Lolz... ;p