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Showing posts with label Dead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dead. Show all posts

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Allah Message

Lot of things go
Unquestioned
&
A lot of questions go
Unanswered.

Few words go
Unsaid
&
Few go
Unheard.

Some dreams are born
Dead
&
Some are buried
Alive.

Some flowers grow best in the
sun, others do well in the shade !

Allah always knows what is
best for us. So, He puts us where
we grow the best.

Always hope for the best and
Trust the Almighty Allah.

He is everywhere and never
let anyone alone.

Sunday, 27 November 2011

Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am
extremely sorry to say, but your
wife has been involved in a fatal
car crash and we would like you to
come with us so you can identify
the dead body.
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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy
right now. Can't you take a photo
and tag me on Facebook. If its
her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Funny Message

Aik bacha roz Maths sir ko
phone lagata hai.

Sir ki wife : Kitni baar kaha wo
mar gaye hain.
Bar bar phone kyun karte ho ?

Bacha : Sunn ke acha lagta hai :D

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Funny Message

" There will be plenty of time to
sleep when you are dead,
Life is for living so wake up &
Perform !!"

- Benjamin Franklin.


Buddha pagal tha
tu so jaa! :)

Friday, 5 August 2011

Love But Funny Message

Jidhar dekho ishq ke 
beemar bethe hain

Hazaron mar gaye lakhon
taiyar bethe hain

Barbad kar ke khud ko
ladkiyon ke peche

Phir kehte hain nokri lagado
berozgar bethe hain... :D

Sunday, 26 June 2011

Addiction Message

Height Of Addiction..!!

Just before hanging,Judge asked the prisoner :
" Any last wish?"

Prisoner : "Yes."

I want to update my Face Book status as DEAD." :-D