Facebook Message

Boy to Moon :

Why my girlfriend Loves rose

which dies in a day & doesn't

Love me when I die for her

everyday ?

Moon : chaa gaya jani,

Facebook ki wall pe likh de

bohot comments ainge. :D

Technological Mistake Message

Late night, boy drops the girl

at her home, on the gate, he

puts his hand on the wall

and says :

Can I kiss you ?

Girl Nahi ! Aaj nahi.

Boy : Please ?

Girl : No !

Boy : Dedo na jan !

Girl : No yar abhi nahi.

Boy Sirf aik choti si !

Girl : Kaha na aaj nahi. No !

This continues for 10 minutes.

Then girl's little brother

appears on door,

says :

" Papa keh rahe hain, tum ise

kiss do ya na do tumhari

marzi. Par is beghairat se

kaho intercom ke button se

hath hata le. :D

Toilet Message

Best lines written on the

Toilet wall...

" Treat me well and keep me clean,

I'll not tell anyone

what I have seen." :D