Funny Message

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

ke har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wala call kar ke

khud poche :

Bhai pakka ?

Bhejna hai

Ke

Sending fail

Kardoon ? :D

Shakespeare Message

Shakespeare :

We make 100 mistakes daily

but we don't hate our self,

and others make only 1

mistake &

we hate them in a second !!

Relationship Message

The best kind of relationship

in the world is the one in

which a sorry and a smile can

make everything back to

normal again :)

Night Message

Touch your heart

Close your eyes

Make a wish

Say good night

Sky so wide

Stars so bright

Off the light

Sleep quite

Ssshhhh...!!!

Good Night  :)

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Aap mujhe kitna pyar

karte ho ?

Husband : Shah Jahan jitna.

Wife : mere marne ke baad

Taj Mahal banaoge ?

Husband : Mene to plot bhi le liya

hai, susti to tum kar rahi hai.

Student Life Message

Awesome Student Life !!

Assignment copy karte waqt :

Boy 1 : Ye kya likha hai ?

Boy 2: Jo word samajh araha

hai wo likh.

Jo nahi araha uska aisa hi

design bana de. :D ;p

Islam Message

Writing or speaking about

Islam does not make you a

good Muslim. Practicing and

striving by its ideals makes you one.

Incident Message

One of best incident that

happens with all of us.

.

.

.

.

.

.

When the teacher stops

talking,

.

.

.

.

.

.

You look up to make sure

you are not in trouble...!!! ;p :D

Funny Naughty Message

Shehzada Saleem :

Hamari ammi aur abba hazoor

humse itni mohabbat karte

the ke sari sari raat woh dono

hamein sulane ke liye jagte

rehte they,

Magar hum phir bhi nahi

sote they.

Wazeer : Shehzada hazoor, aapki isi

beghairti ki wajah se ap

Iklotey reh gaye...!!! :D

Funny Marriage Message

When you are in Love,

you make wonders happen...

But

When you are married,

you wonder what happened ! :D

Funny Message

Peer : Beta... Koi mannat

maango !!

Mureed : Please mujhe phir se

unmarried kardein.

Peer : Beta mannat maango

jannat nahi. ;p :D

Funny Message

Whenever you feel sad !

Think of me & say

" She "

is sooooooooo sweet...

You will smile automatically !

Make it a habit.

Because,

Sach bolne se rooh ko

sukoon milta hai ;p

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Samandar mein nimbu

ka darakht ho to kaise nimbu

toro ge ?

Student : Kabootar ban ke.

Teacher : Insan ko kabootar

teri maa banaegi ?

Student : To samandar mein

darakht tera baap lagaye ga ?

Wish Message

Koshish kijiye ke zindagi mein wo

insan apko hamesha

muskurata hua mile...!!!

Jisey,

Aap roz ainey mein dekhte

ho...!!!

It's my wish for you,specially....

Funny Message

Man to his 22 years old Wife

after their 1st night :

" You didn't make any noise

like ahh, aah, uhh, ooouucchhh 

during make out."

Wife : I stopped that silly

habit when I was 16. :D