Student Message

Rays emitting from the books

are directly proportional to

sleepness...

But cellphone remains

constant at bed. :)

" Student's first law of

Nalaiqness.: :D

Funny Crazy Message

Yaar tumse pochna tha ke agar hum

quadratic formula use karte hue

zero ko equivalent lein aur variable

ka square root nikaal ke usko

integrate karein to jo answer aye usko

placed equation mein put kar ke

evaluate karen and constant ko

neglect karke uska inverse nikaal

ke graph paper par plot karen to

kya us paper ka jahaaz ban

jayega ? =P