Mother-Daughter Message

When I call my Mother,

and she doesn't answer

its not a big deal.

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.

.

But

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.

.

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When she call me and I don't

answer its like World War III

;p

Prophet Message

Hazrat Moosa Alaihi Salam ne Allah Paak

se sawal kiya,

Jab Tum khush hote ho

to kya karte ho ?

To Allah Paak ne kaha ke :

1- Jab khush hota hun to

barish barsata hun.

2- Jab bohot khush hota hun to

beti paida karta hun.

3- Jab bohot ziada khush hota hun to

logon ke ghar mehman bhejta hun.

I.Q. Test Message

Mother's Name is 

Sixty Two.

Son's name is

Fifty Two.

Daughter's name is

Forty Two.

What is the name of Father ?

Reply must, I am waiting. :)

Answer Is :

TWO.

Pathan Message

Pathan ki beti : Abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga . . .

Agle din wo ladki bhaag gai.

Pathan : Beti ne kaam to acha nahi kiya,

Par thi wo najoomi..

Daughter Message

Beti ki mohabbat hamesha begarz hoti hai.

Beti mehed se lehed tak waledain ki wafadar hoti hai.

Khayal rakhna fitrat hai to hasna bolna chekhna iska mizaj hai.

Apne himmakton pe khud hi hasna har haal mein apni udaasi chupana iska kamal hai.

Khamosh rahe tu sannata bolne pe aye to bolti jaye.

Kisi ne theek kaha hai,

" Har ladki apne Shohar ke dil ki Malka ho ya na ho....

Par wo apne Waledain ki Haseen Shehzadi zaroor hoti hai."

Dedicated to all Daughtrs. :)

Father's Day Message

Mere sar pe mere baap ki

Rida-e-Shafqat ka saya hai,

Warna !!

Zamaney ki kari dhoop se main ab tak jal chuki hoti..

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY :)

Funny Message

Teacher(Sound ke barey mein lecture dete hue) :

Glass tootey to kya awaaz ati hai ?

Girl : Ammi ki awaz ati hai

" Tordo sab tordo kambakhton,

1 bhi na chorna, tumhare sasuraal waley aenge to

Rooh Afza lotey mein pilaungi." ;p

Love Message But Sad

Umar bhar jis Phool ki mene parwarish ki

Sagar.. !!

Jab khushboo ke Qabil hua to Ghairon ko de diya..!!
It is a voice of a Father.

" Dedicated to all Daughters."