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Showing posts with label Name. Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Film Message

Arbaaz khan is making a
sequel of Dabangg.

Staring :
Emran hashmi
Malika Sherawat
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Palangg :D

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Funny Gay Message

A biker stops a young girl who
was just about to jump off a
bridge.
He asks her :
" Do you mind giving me the best
kiss before you jump ?"

She quietly accepted & gave
him 1 of the deepest kisses
ever.
When she finished he said :
" Wow ! This is the best kiss
I ever had. Why are committing 
suicide ?"

She replied :
" My parents don't like me
dressing up like a girl...
And my name is TOM !!" :D ;p

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Sad But True Message

Around the corner I have
a friend.

In this city that has no end.

The days go by & weeks
rush on.

And before I know, a year
has gone.

I never see my old friend's
face.

For Life now has a swift pace.

She knows I like her just
as well.

As in the days when I
rang her bell.

In times we were younger
when,

But now we are busy, tiered
then.

Tiered of playing a foolish game,

Tiered of trying to make
a name.

Tomorrow I'll say I'll call on her,

Just to show that I am thinking
of her.

But tomorrow comes &
tomorrow goes,

And distance between us grows
and grows.

Around the corner yet miles
away,

Here's a telegram : She died
today.

That's what we get & 
deserve in the end,

Around the corner, A
Vanished Friend..!!

Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Funny Wife Message

Dosto aaj hum aik Ajeeb-O-
Ghareeb makhlooq ke bare
mein parhein ge.!

Is jaandar ka naam hai
" Wife."

Jee han Wife.

Ye aksar Husband ke sath
pai jati hai.

Inki pasandeeda ghiza
Husband ka bheja hai.

Inhein aksar naraz hone ka
natak karte hue dekha
jata hai.

Is jaandar ka sabse
khatarnak hathiyar
Rona aur Emotionally 
blackmail karna hota hai.

Wife rakhne par Tension naam
ki beemari ho jati hai, Jo laa
ilaaj hai.

Is liye Wife se chupp
ke Geo. :D

Monday, 5 September 2011

Boy-Girl Funny Message

A boy convincing his girlfriend
to trust his sincerity...
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" Trust me ....Sara


Oh... I mean Zara... ;p

Friday, 26 August 2011

Morning message

Mere din ka aaghaz hai tere
Paak naam se ay

" Parwardigar-e-Aaalam."

Mujhe us raste pe chala de
jo bus teri taraf aata hai.

Aameen.

Good Morning

Thursday, 25 August 2011

Boy Funny Message

Larka burkey wali ko cherte hue :

Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda
kaisi ho meri Khalda ?

Burkey wali : Ghor se dekh manhoos
na Dalda na Khalda main hun 
teri Walda. :)

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Funny Message

Risk is my Life,
Possible is my drive,
Impossible is my aim,
Dangerous is my game,
Don't play with me,
Because,
"                 "
is my name. :)

Saturday, 20 August 2011

Dream Message

Kal raat ajab ittefaq hua.

Mujhe khwab mein uska deedar hua.
Dheere se main uske paas hua.

Magar
Phir khwab ka ehsas hua.
Mene socha ke uska naam lun.

Phir chaha ke barh ke thaam lun.

Haseen honton se uska jaam lun.

Main hijr mein wisaal ka kaam lun.
Magar
Bhool gaya ye to khwab tha.
Main khwab mein kitna be hijaab tha.

Magar
Baat na thi sirf hijaab ki.
Mera pyar bhi to be hisaab tha.

Khuli ankh to khwab neelaam hua.
Mere pyar ka qissa tamam hua.

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Chinese Astrology Message

The Fourth letter of your
name reveals your character.!

A : Gifted.
B : Loved by all.
C :Innocent.
D :Talented.
E : Good heart.
F : Feel for others.
G : Logical thinking.
H : Calm.
I : Respected.
J : Enjoy life.
K : Lovable.
L : Funny.
M : Great person.
N : Proud.
O : Sportive.
P : Smiling.
Q : Cool.
R : Unpredictable.
S : Caring.
T : Genuine.
U : Practical & genius.
V : Angry.
W : Take it easy.
X : Intelligent.
Y : Enjoyable.
Z : Jovial.

Check yours :)

Saturday, 6 August 2011

Ramadan Message

Aftari ke waqt jab Rozedar
Azaan ka intezar kar raha
hota  hai to Allah shaitan se
kehta hai :

" Dekh mere bande ko jis ko tu
kehta tha na-farmaan ho ga.
Jab tak mera naam iske
kano mein nahi parta ye luqma
nahi daalta.
Is waqt mujhse mera banda
jo kuch bhi Dua karega main
usko zaroor qubool karunga."

" Please pray for all Muslims."

Funny Message

Funny Riddles :


-What is more useful after
it is broken ?

An Egg .. :D


-Which is the most
shocking city ?

Electri-city.

-Name two things you can 
never eat before Breakfast ?

Lunch & Dinner :D

-How many men were born 
in Europe ?

None, only babies
were born.

-If your clock strikes 13,
what time is it ?

Time to buy a new clock.. ;p

Friday, 29 July 2011

Challenge Message

Challenge for you & your all friends.

Challenge :

A boy asked the name of the Girl.

The Girl wrote this code on the book.

6/2
2/1
9/4
4/3
2/1

If you are expert then tell the name within 1 hour :D


The answer is :

Nazia.

Thursday, 21 July 2011

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Ye kiska signature hai ?
" @@@@@@@@@ "

Student : meri mummy ka.

Teacher : Ye kaisa naam hai ?

Student : Ji unka naam hai

" Jalebi Bai."

=D

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

I.Q. Test Message

Mother's Name is 
Sixty Two.

Son's name is
Fifty Two.

Daughter's name is
Forty Two.

What is the name of Father ?

Reply must, I am waiting. :)

Answer Is :

TWO.

Saturday, 2 July 2011

Angel Message

Angel- What do you want ?
Boy- A beautiful girl.
Angel- If you are Muslim, I'll give you Katrina.

If you are Hindu, I'll give you Kareena.

If you are Christian, I'll give you Angelina.

Whats your name ?

Boy- Sheikh Vinod Fernandes.

Angel- Give him Meera for trying to be over smart..!! :D

Saturday, 25 June 2011

Wife Message

Wife
Biwi
aur
Patni 
mein kya farq hai.?
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Kuch farq nahi hai,
Dost !!

Ye Hindustan,India aur Bharat ki tarha 1 hi Dushman ke
3 alag alag naam hain . ;p

Monday, 20 June 2011

Interesting Game Message

If i ask you to give me some gift which starts with the first letter of my name,

what will you give?